S.M.A.S.H.E.D. (C.A.Sharp) __________________________ (You start in your tent) SEARCH PIT (you find $2), GET MONEY, GET NOTEBOOK, N, NW, SW (Clingon gets in trouble in the minefield), S, GET FRIES, N, NE, NE, N, W, GET CAT, E, S, SW, S, X-RAY CAT (it has swallowed a key), N, W, ENTER CHOPPER, SWITCH IGNITION ON, PULL JOYSTICK (the cat gets sick and spits out the key), GET KEY, LAND CHOPPER, GET OUT, N, E, N, GET BOOK (the Father will sell it), GIVE MONEY (you get the book on hypnosis), EXAMINE BOOK, S, SE, S, UNLOCK DOOR, W, GET SYRINGE, GET SODIUM, GET ANAESTHETIC, GET PILLS, GET CATGUT, E, N, N, N, SEARCH ENTRANCE, FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS (you find the terrified Clingon), FILL SYRINGE WITH ANAESTHETIC, INJECT SYRINGE IN CLINGON (he passes out), GET CLINGON, E, SW, S, S, SW, W, DROP CLINGON, EXAMINE CLINGON, GET DRESS, E, N, GET CHAIN, DRILL PILLS, STRING PILLS (you make a fake necklace), S, NE, SE, S, OPEN LOCKER (it needs oiling), RUB FRIES ON HINGES, OPEN LOCKER, GET CHOCOLATE, FILL SYRINGE WITH SODIUM, INJECT SODIUM IN TURNS (he talks about the still and Margaret), HYPNOTISE TURNS, GIVE DRESS TO TURNS (he takes Margaret out), E, GET PEARLS (got the fake ones?), W, NW, E, ENTER JEEP, SEARCH UNDER SEAT, GET PIN, GET OUT, W, NE, ENTER MESS (you need a password), SW, N, ASK COLONEL FOR PASSWORD (he buys your necklace), E, CALL RANCID ON TANOY, ASK RANCID FOR PASSWORD (he won't tell you), GIVE CHOCOLATE TO RANCID (the password is 'bowel'), W, S, NW, W (you are needed in O.R.), E, SE, S, REPLACE PIN (in the grenade - it won't explode now), N, W, ATTACH CHAIN TO CHOPPER, ENTER CHOPPER, SWITCH IGNITION ON, PULL JOYSTICK (you hover above the latrine), LOOK AT CAMP, CALL COLONEL (he attaches the latrine to your chain), U, U, RELEASE LATRINE (it explodes!), LAND CHOPPER, GET OUT, E, NE, ENTER MESS, SAY BOWEL (you are placed at the poker table), LOOK, CHEAT (continue until you've won enough money to buy back the still) Jacob Gunness - d. 22/8-1992.