þáGâþ þárotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ "Beginners Guide To Dealing Drugs" by Dr. Bushwacker Everyone knows that drug dealing is the most profitable business in America today. And if you do it correctly, it could ultimatly lead to success in further time to come. All you really need to begin is about ten dollars. Marijuana (easiest to get started with): Go to your local pusher, buy a dime bag of some nice weed. Sell it to some loser for about $15. Now buy one more dime bag and repeat what was stated above. After that, now you got enough for 2 dime bags. The more you buy/sell, the more profit you will make. I would estimate in the average suburban area, like I live in, you'll be up to, or above a pound within about 4-5 weeks. It IS that easy! You won't beleive how fast that shit sells! Then of course you will have to lower your prices because of competition from other pushers, or loss of customers. But that should be expected, this is America! Then again, most bags of pot have a mess of seeds in it, and in a few short weeks, you'll be selling your own and making almost DOUBLE profit! Cocaine (most profitable): Well, the most profitable way to sell cocaine is by cooking it into crack and adding alot of baking soda, but not too much or you won't have your customer coming back. Just buy yourself a 20 bag of coke, cook it up (ask your local pusher how, or just wait until I write a text file on how to). And you can easily get about $30 (or $40 of REALLY weak shit). The other way to sell that is basically follow the same technique as you use for Marijuana. But the drawback on this, is that the cops will hunt you down more than if you were just selling pot. Thanks, Dr. Bushwacker