%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%% HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB %%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 1) GO TO YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE STORE AND TELL THE GUY THAT IS HELPING YOU THAT YOU WANT A PIECE OF STEEL PIPE ONE FOOT LONG. AND ALSO THAT YOU WANT THE ENDS THREADED AND YOU ALSO WANT CAPS TO PUT ON THE END. 2) NOW GET AHOLD OF A BABYFOOD JAR. MAKE SURE THAT THE JAR WILL FIT DOWN THE PIPE REAL EASY LIKE. FILL THE BABYJAR WITH EVERYDAY VINEGAR. MAKE SURE THE TOP IS SCREWED ON REAL TIGHT. **IF IT IS LOOSE YOU WILL BLOW YOUR HAND OFF** 3)NOW CAP ONE END OF YOUR PIPE WITH ONE OF THE CAPS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP WITH THE PIPE. IF YOU KNOW OF SOMEONE WITH A WIELDER, HAVE HIM WIELD A BEAD AROUND THE THREADS AFTER YOU HAVE IT CAPPED. 4)PUT SOME SMALL SHARP ROCKS DOWN THE END OF THE PIPE AND THEN SLIDE THE BABYJAR DOWN INSIDE SO THE GLASS END IS AGAINST THE LITTLE ROCKS. NOW EMPTY A MEDIUM BOX OF ARM AND HAMMER BAKING SODA INTO THE PIPE. CAP THE OTHER END OF THE PIPE AND IF YOU CAN WIELD IT, THEN GO FOR IT. **BE FUCKING CAREFUL** YOU MIGHT BREAK THE JAR INSIDE AND YOU WON'T KNOW THAT YOU BROKE IT UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR HAND FLY OFF!!! 5)NOW, WHEN YOU WANT TO BLOW SOMETHING UP, JUST SMACK THE END OF THE PIPE THAT SENDS THE JAR INSIDE DOWN AGAINST THE SMALL ROCKS. OH YEAH, SMACK IT AGAINST SOME CONCREAT. THIS BREAKS THE JAR AND THE VINEGAR AND BAKING SODA MIX TOGETHER AND BUILDS UP PRESSURE. WHEN IT GETS TO THE CRITICAL POINT....WHAMMY!!!! ******IMPORTANT****** AFTER YOU HIT THE PIPE AGAINST THE GROUND, GET THE HELL RID OF IT!!! TOSS IT INTO SOMEONES CAR OR SOMEWHERE. SOMETIMES. IT TAKES FIVE MINUTS FOR IT TO GO OFF. SOMETIMES TWO. BUT IT WILL GO OFF! TRUST ME!