....START DOKS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % %% % T_H_E P_E_R_F_E_C_T C_R_I_M_E_! Part One ::::::::::> %% % %% % Invented By: The Shadow %% % %% % AN ESLF DOK.......... %% % %% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% >--------Equipment--------< Two people 2 Masks (or some disguise) A pair of binoculars, telephoto lens, or telescope Gloves (two pairs, one for each participant) Method of Communication (ie walkie talkies, flashlight) ------------------------------------------------------< --------------The Setting--------------< Ok, its a winter night (Late). Possibly snowing, but it must be cold. A an/woman parks their car at a bank. Since its cold out they leave the car Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! unning. Meanwhile, the victim uses the automatic teller machine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------< ----------------The Crime----------------< Criminal #1 waits a good distance away, hidden. His job is to watch the ictims actions at the teller machine. Criminal #2 hides somewhere close to the arking lot. If a flashlight is being used to cue Criminal #2, then he must ave a good view of where #1 is hidden. Ok, so the victim arrives! #1 watches he victim through his optical equipment. The banker inserts his/her card and ypes in their password. Now, Criminal #1 signals #2. Quickly, #2 runs to the ar and drives off at a slow pace, being as noisy and obvious as possible. Now he victim can do one of two things. He can press all the buttons necessary to et their card out of the machine (taking about 2 mins), Or he can run after he car. Either way the guy is screwed! PLAN A (ie victim runs after his/her car) -Criminal #1 leaves his hiding place and runs to the teller machine and ithdraws as much as possible. (somewhere around $300) <> -Criminal #2 keeps leading the banker on with the impression that he might e able to get his car back long enough for #1 to get the dough. Then he takes ff at 60 mph! --) Gain. $300 (+/-) 1 automobile (w/gas) Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! ____________________________________________________________________________ PLAN B (ie Banker retrieves banking card) -Criminal #1 takes off. (after throwing a few snowballs at the banker) -Criminal #2 keeps the car. --) Gain. 1 automobile (w/gas) >-------------------------------------------(E)(S)(L)(F)--------------------< Modifications: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ If you are only interested in cash, and not grand theft auto; ditch the ar a few blocks away. This also gives the banker more reason to run after his car. Not getting caught: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 1> Always wear your masks and gloves! No faces or finger prints. 2> Don't repeat the crime in the same place too often. 3> ESLF members never get caught! 4> Don't tell anyone. 5> Criminal #1, make sure there are no other passengers in the car. 6> Only act in a one car situation. Watch for other people comming to use the teller machine. Notes: ^^^^^ Come on... Ain't Got All Day!! Now, if you fallow these rules you really shouldn't get caught. If you lan on keeping the car, the risk runs significantly higher. Seriously, on a tormy winter night, at like 11 pm; who's going to catch you? Answer: A cop who watched you. ......good luck -The Shadow ____________________________________________________________________________ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |(C)'[YOU'HAVE'THE'RIGHT'TO'COPY]'199O|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |The'Eastern'Seaboard'Liberation'Front'(ESLF)'is'solely'responsible'for||||| |any|charges|and|expensive|legal|bills|brought|upon|a|user|of|this|||||||||| |information.....but|you|will|never|find|us.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||"Know'the'ESLF!"||||||||||||||+++++++++++++++++++++++++||||||||||||||| |||||||"Support|the|ESLF"|||||||||||+Call Us At +|||||||||||||||| ||||||||"Be|the|ESLF"|||||||||||||||+ The Unknown Realm +++++++++++++++| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||+>-= (203) 296-3280 =-<+ | ||"Americans'are'big'boys.'You||||||+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++| |can talk them into almost anything.|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |All you have to do is sit with them'for'half'an'hour'over'a|||||||||||||||| |bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy."|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||