IN THIS TEXTFILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE FINE ART OF STEALING WAREZ OFF A SOFTWARE STORE... MOST OF THE TECHNIQUES WORK BEST IN LARGE SOFTWARE STORES,WHERE THEY CAN'T WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME... I->TAKE IT BACK 1) THIS IS THE EASIEST OF ALL AND PROPABLY EVERYONE HAS DONE IT: A)BUY THE WARE AT FULL PRICE B)GO HOME AND COPY IT C)RETURN IT FOR A REFUND SIMPLE?OF COURSE,BUT NOT THAT EFFIECIENT! II->FILL'R UP 2)THIS IS SIMILIAR TO THE FIRST ONE BUT ALOT BETTER. MOST STORES LET YOU TAKE THE WARE OUT OF THE BOX AND LET YOU TRY IT OUT! WELL HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: A)TAKE A BUNCH OF WAREZ OFF THE SHELF,AND GET ALL THE BOXES(OR WHATEVER THEY COME IN) IN A PILE, THEN START TRYING THEM ALL OUT... B)AFTER YOU ARE DONE MAKE SURE ALL THE DISKS ARE OUT OF THE BOXES,NOW SHUV A FEW OF YOUR FAVORITES INTO THE CHEAPEST WARE'S BOX THAT YOU CAN(NO MORE THAN 3 OR FOUR DISKS) C)NOW PUT ALL THE OTHER EMPTY BOXES AWAY...NOW GO PURCHASE THE CHEAP WARE WITH ALL THE OTHER DISKS IN IT MAKE SHUR IT IS SOME CHEAP ONE LIKE 'CAVERN CREATURES' FOR $5.95 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.(MAKE SHUR YOU DIDN'T PUT TO MANY DISKS IN THE BOX THE CLERK MIND BE A BIT SUSPISCIOUS IF ONE BOX WAYS 7LBS! D)NOW TAKE IT ALL HOME,TAKE OUT YOUR NEW WAREZ...THEN RETURN THE CHEAP WARE FOR A REFUND. III->REPAIRED DISK DRIVE 3)THIS IS THE EASIEST... YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR DISK DRIVE FOR THIS ONE... A)CARRY YOUR DISK DRIVE IN AND ACT LIKE YOU JUST PICKED IT UP AFTER BEING REPAIRED. B)UNFORTUNATELY(FOR THE STORE)YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR RIDE!SO WHY NOT GO TRY OUT SOME OF THE NEW GAMES...NOW FIND AN AWESOME GAME, QUICKLY SLIP IT INTO YOUR RECENTLY REPAIRED DISK DRIVE. C)HMM?IS THAT YOUR RIDE YOU HEAR OUTSIDE? TIME TO GO... NOW JUST LEAVE... D)NOW GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR NEW WARE. NOTE:THIS IS PROPABLY THE EASIEST. IV->MAKE SOME MONEY 4)WANT SOME EXTRA MONEY? A)GO TO SOME SMALL SOFTWARE STORE AND BUY SOME CHEAP WARE. B)NOW TAKE OFF THE PRICE TAG. C)NOW GO TO SOME BIG COMPUTER STORE WHERE EVERYTHING THEY SELL IS USUALLY $20-$30 MORE... D)NOW TELL THE SALESMAN YOUR MOM BOUGHT THIS WARE AS A PRESENT AND HAS SCRATCH OFF THE PRICE TAG AND LOST THE RECIEPT...THE ONLY PROB- LEM IS ITS FOR THE WRONG COMPUTER. E)THEN REQUEST A REFUND...THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE TO TALK HIM INTO IT, BUT YOU USUALLY END UP WITH YOUR MONEY... ____________________________________ | | | THAT'S ALL FOLKS | |____________________________________| NOTE:DO NOT USE ANY THESE TECHNIQUES MORE THAN ONCE OR TWICE AT ONE STORE ____________________________________ | | | STUPID DISCLAIMER | |____________________________________| THE AUTHOR OF THE TEXTFILE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILTY FOR IN WHAT FASHION PEOPLE USE THE INFORMATION IN THIS TEXTFILE... THE TEXTFILE IS MERELY TO INFORM,AND DOESN'T NOT CONDONE THE USAGE OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION FOR ANY CRIMINAL USES... ____________________________________ | | | END OF STUPID DISCLAIMER | |____________________________________| CALL THESE RAD BOARDS: PIPELINE AE/CAT/BBS.......614-237-0285 MISCHIP'S SOKET AE/CAT/BBS614-861-0371 WAREZ WORLD...............614-875-7399