%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% % % % FISHING WITH DEPTH CHARGES % % ========================== % % WRITTEN BY THE BLUE BUCCANEER % % % % DEDICATED TO SHADOWSPAWN % % % %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% THIS FILE WILL MERELY EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAN GO FISHING QUICKLY, CATCH A HELL OF A LOT OF FISH IN A SHORT TIME AND WITH MINIMAL EFFORT, AND BY USE OF AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE! NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO FISHING WITH AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE , YOU WOULD SIMPLY CHUCK A CLUSTER OF M-80S OR A FOURTH OF A STICK OF DYNAMITE INTO THE WATER AND WATCH THE FISH COME FLOATING UP. THEN YOU WOULD SCOOP THEM OFF THE TOP OF THE WATER AND MAKE HASTE IN YOUR EXIT BEFORE SOMEONE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE HELL THAT BOOM WAS. ANOTHER WAY IS THIS. YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING LIST OF MATERIALS: [1] JAR [2] A LITTLE SODIUM [3] A NAIL [4] A BUNCH OF COTTON BALLS FIRST - CLEAN OUT THE JAR . MAKE SURE THERE IS NO MOISTURE LEFT IN IT. SECOND - PLACE THE SODIUM IN THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR . THIRD - PACK THE REST OF THE JAR WITH THE COTTON BALLS. THE AMOUNT OF COTTON BALLS BETWEEN THE OPENING AND THE SODIUM WILL DETERMINE THE LENGTH OF TIME BEFORE THE BOOM. FOURTH - IF YOU'RE USING A JAR, PUNCH A FEW HOLES IN THE LID. NOT A LOT, JUST A FEW. (THE MORE HOLES, THE FASTER IT GOES BOOM). FIFTH - WRAP IN AN AIR-TIGHT PLASTIC BAG UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO USE IT. SIXTH - TOSS IT INTO THE WATER WHERE YOU WISH TO DEPTH CHARGE FOR FISH MAKE SURE THE WATER IS DEEP ENOUGH, BECAUSE IF IT AIN'T YOU WILL GET HURT <>. SEVENTH - COLLECT WHATEVER FLOATS (PUTTING IT MILDLY) TO THE SURFACE.. << AFTER THE EXPLOSION, YOU IDIOT!! >> IF IT SHOULD FAIL TO GO OFF DO NOT STICK AROUND... LEAVE IT! EIGTH - LEAVE THE AREA. FISHING IN THIS MANNOR HAPPENS TO BE ILLEGAL. [: NOTE :] THESE SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN SWIMMING POOLS OR AREAS WITH HAPPY FISHING... +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+