FROGGER POSESSION Ho Ho Con 91... Staring: Crimson Death as Terminal Illness: Sysop of Cyberwaste Count Zero as co-conspiritor with Crimson Death and creator of the name "Cyberwaste" and bearer of the Demonseed remote scam-cam. Morpheus as the crazed inventor of the K-RAD cyber drug Marshmellow HEX, the drug of choice for BellCore employees across America. Doc Cypher: Imperial gizzard and sheriff of !ingham, Marshmellow HE>< junkie extrordinairre. Holistic Hacker, Jolt and coremonger, ceo erptech transplanetary Phrack Classsic : PROPHILE : 0/\/\aR!!!1!! hOW LONG HAVE YOU looked like Cliff Stoll, Omar? Fuck You. I don't want that in her there. What do you think of Scot? Scot's a nice, he's a great guy, but don't leave him alone with your daughter and a box cutter. Switching to Chris Goggans of MOD. Chris, how long have you been programming in Unix? OMAR : Bruce Sterling introduced me into programming Unix. I was fascinated to learn that there were no people at the SS who knew how to program in Unix. Chris, what's in the future for MOD? CG: Soap on a rope. Any closing comments? Watch your ass around coredumps. Tell your friends to leave the room when you feel an 8 or 9 megger coming on. CG: It's time for some more water. Omar: I look forward to more Matrix Coredump experience the cyberfuture. omar : Gunnar. Fat Boy Crimson Death : Hey Gunnar. Gunnar's got my terminal. Bruce Sterling : Who stole my Unix Programming manual? World View Staff : Nobody Bruce. You left it in the Cyberspace Matrix. Chow down on some Cyber-snackage.....Ruffles have cyber-ridges... JD: Terminal Illness is my cyber-friend Dispater: Call Speed Cyberwaste Elite / World H.q 1000's of Viruses and Dust Motes that are about 3 microns thick4and bombard your eyes. anyway the sysop is Terminal Ilness!!!!!!!! and here's where you find the and uh, ok. So uh, this is the uh, and this is...the...uh...deal. and uh...I do a lot of social engineering. And it's harsh. switched to White Knight Leena kept asking me, over and over, 'What happened to Kilo? After the paint meeting, he was gone...' Kevin: Monster Trucks!!!! g0 WiTH iT! Holistic: My name is John, and i'm a caffine abuser. CD: Every new handle change comes with a complementary issue of phrack Steve (lawer): ...and let's talk now about CIVIL LIBERTIES CD: Cyberwaste -- The only BBS with 5 gigs of monster truck gifs, and sponsoring Demon Seed Elite the big bad ass of cyberhell monster truckdom... god protect us all from dust moats... G.A. The only monster truck that can box Alliance. Broadway Hacker: Too bad The Blade didn't show I wanted to fuck him up the but... by the way... hows your balls?!?? Morpheus: Check out CYBERWASTE! Now sponsoring the one and only alt.monstertrucks moderated by Terminal Illness. Now time to get cyberwasted on dustmotes.. ..phuk cDc in tha b00teez!! blAk sEptEbuR bak an on da rize g! werd 2 ya mutha.. swamp ratte = phag kween.. bsept in 92!!!!1!!1!! "The strippers are here!" - k0dez kidz Stripper: "Oh my gawd!" Translated: "I'm not taking my clothes off for a buncha COMPUTER GEEKS!" HAY!@!!!!#%!$%!1 AWLRYTURZ!@!! THIZ IZ A LYVUR KEWL TEXT PHYLUR PHR0M KEWL H0ZH0ZK0NZ YVUR IN DA SYBURSPACUR MATRIXZ!!@! HAREZ SUM 0F DA EL8 INPH0 WEV K-SNAGUD PHR0M DA K0N!@!!!!!! OKAZE LYK PHAZE!!!@! PHIRZT SUM PRYVATUR INPHOZE ON DA GNU PIZA B0XUR.. PHUKNA!!%@!^%$!^% DAREZ SUM STRIPPURZZZ HARE!@&^%!&^ GN0 WAY!@&^! WAT SHUD I DOO??!! WAREZ MY KEE.. G0TTZ GET 0FFLYNURZ..2 MUCH 4 MEE.. I'm sorry but those dancers were 2 of the ugliest beasts I've ever seen in my life. C0dEz dorK: Ho Ho Ho's. G.A.: Smells like Teen Spirit... New Prophile... Erik Bloodaxe. Chris, what did you think of those rad dancers? Made me wish I had charged up my cattle prod. I wish I brought my box cutter personally - Omar. Did I see a fat girl dancing on the table?`With huge porcupine tits sagging?`She was going, "Hey big boy!@!!!". - Arch Agel. I'm alot more entertained now Omar. About 3 hours I was alot less entertained. - Erik Bloodaxe. There's a bunch of drug crazed lemmings out there - Omar. Well, gee, I've gotta piss..there's probably some traces (of drugs) in there if you want them.. - Erik Bloodaxe. What exactly is this masterpice you've been working on - Erik Bloodaxe. Blackmail..that's what it is. - Erik Bloodaxe. I gave one of them money when they were done, and they didn't even have to squirm all over me. I'm such a nice guy. -Swamp Ratte' I took a serious coredump today.. didn't take too much processing. - A. Angel It was obvious you had a couple of beers last night - L. Macduff to Arch A. So, Omar.. what did you think of those bAbeolOusous dAnzurZ? - Holistic Drunkfux was the hit with the good looking ones.. chicks dig Nelson. If Dispater hadn't paid them, they'd all be sucking his dick right now. Arch Angel - Hey..the fat one knocked over the radio.. We were at least going to be economical about it.. I had it down to 10 people for 3 hits of acid.. in Gunnar's suite. This lasted for 2 hours?`- Lord Macduff It looked like the Wizard of Oz here.. with all the fingers pointing. - Arch. So Everyone..what did you think of the babEz? We were talking about Alpha Bits with Hex Marshmallows.. and on the back you've got a hex-ascii converter. Demonseed is everywhere, yet nowhere...it is everything, yet nothing, but maybe just a bunch of little things.... -Count Zero Something that even virtually reality could entice..or even begin to describe this fiasco of cyber whores from the matrix that have been beckenforthed.. Just remember..this is not your father's HoHoCon. - Holistic 4:44am - Omar lost his mind. Demon seed woke up and gained more power. I feel the need for a song. abstract, of course. ------------------------------------------------ Tawk tawk tawking bout sum cyber stuff Like Demon Roach's new Monster Truck sub Matrix hoppin we will go In search of the hex marshmallow Come now, come now, do not pace We're off to call cyberwaste The new beast known as demon seed Run over your head and make you bleed Decryption of the message I soon will start For I have the hex-ascii chart Fat, skanky dancers running all around Wonder how many STD's Dispater has now What made me sick was the one's hairy mole Did I mention that Omar looks like "Suck my d1