+---------------------------+ ! Formatted 80col of course ! +---------------------------+-------------------------------------------------+ ! How to Construct a ZOOM Tube ! ! ! ! By: The Metallian & ! ! Rat Salade ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ! A Metal Communications / Neon Knights Presentation ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ! Call these Genocidal Systems... ! ! ! ! /\/\etalland I 10megs/AE/BBS/Cat-Fur.......................[503]538-0761 ! ! /\/\etalland, The Island of Death Cat-Fur...................[808]395-8384 ! ! The 7 Gates of Hell BBS(Base System of Metal Comm)..........[415]697-1320 ! ! /\/\etalland ][ Cat-Fur/BBS.................................[503]253-5300 ! ! /\/\etalland, The Third Dimension...........................[Coming Soon] ! ! /\/\etal AE PW:KILL........................................[201]879-6668 ! ! The Cheese #2 10megs/Cat-Fur/BBS/AE.........................[409]696-7983 ! ! The Mordor 10megs/AE/1200bps only/PW:ZANDAR................[201]528-6467 ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's living. It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2 1/2 feet long), and a funnel. Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube, and presto, you have a Zoom Tube! For fun and enjoyable times! Here is how to use it... Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty tight on the tube. Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end of the tube. oor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel stays lower than the other end of the tube. Now wait for the foam to go down. When the foam is settled a bit, take a deep breath and put your mouth around the un- funnelled end of the tube. Now, have another person hold the funnel. Motion to the person holding the funnel, to raise it up, higher than the end in your mouth. And dow it goes. Using this method will get you ripped a lot quicker, because your tongue doesn't absorb any of the beer! Try bonging 4 beers! A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design to show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it! I will include sometime, when I have time, some other designs of the beer bong. Take one (or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it will be a big hit (no pun intended)! You will find that some people will be a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and haven't puked, or felt sick or anything. So go for it! Later, The Metallian & Rat Salade -----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ! This has been another text file by Metal Communications & The Neon Knights ! ! to better the knowledge of the world! So far, MCI & NK have realeased many,! ! many philes/wares/misc, and are still going strong! And are expanding! ! ! If you are interested in joining, or just interested in our progress, the ! ! only board that I call regularly(that anyone can get onto), is The 7 Gates ! ! of Hell(listed in title). Just leave mail to The Metallian. Or call my ! ! system, if you can get through, /\/\etalland I 10megs. ! +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+