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Dazzin & Fazzing. Amped as a mutherfucker! The doctor says I'm Passive Aggressive. ANd ya know, that just pisses me off!! But hey....what can ya gonna do about it? Ok, enough iron maiden, lets put on some led zep. Ah...battle of evermore...good choice. Oh no...the Invaders are made out of LATEX! What do we do NOW?? I know....we have to all stand on our heads and chant the Omnibot 2000!! It's our only chance.... Black Dog! Great song! Hell...what Zep song isn't? ror, man...ror.... HEY, MAN, YA GOTTA QUARTER?!? No...leave me be...here...have a magic shroom.... THANX! Whoa. I like that. Boy....I'd buy THAT for a dollar! Whats this----> P It's a Purple Worm! Watch out....they sometimes swallow you. If you kill this worm, ya know what ya get? ha. A purple microdot! What class is this under? Well, Potions of course! If you blindfold yourself, eat a floating eye, and quaff a potion of microdot....then you can instantly be teleported to the Wizard Of Yendor and his Hellhound Phydeaux. And if you repeat this process, you will find yourself armed with a +7 crysknife and a AC of -18, and the strength of a god. Repeat the process and you will receive a level of your own at # 69 filled with about 200 wands of wishing....23 wands of polymorph, 45 scrolls of taming, 9980 Amulets of Yendor, a tin of floating eye, 8545 potions of gain level, and 1 piece of gold. *- Things to do with a Ring of Polymorph control and a ring of Polymorph -* Turn into a aqua coloured shroom! Which will stand out like a missle base, when placed in reality. And a young fair girl is bound to come by and pick you from the ground. And when she sees "Eat Me" written all over your grin. She will....and then your in control of a magic mushroom inside a brain! What FUN! Or turn into a grain of heroin and be shot via hypo needle into some persons vein! Talk about roller coaster rides! Theres no fun like that! Or turn into a purple coloured shroom, which Alice is sure to find first. Then when She reaches down to pick you, pop up and give her a kiss!! I love doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then she'll tell you a secret.... Turn into a Pressed Rat and you can impersonate him at some fancy restaurant where he is supposed to meet Alice! Then you can meet her! Turn into a syringe that reads: Shoot Me! Never get a one way ticket going the wrong way. =-=-=- The body bags and little rags of children torn in two! The jellied brains of those who remain put the finger right on YOU! =-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=- We now know the seclusionary zone is to the west. ____ The west......over that-away.....____-----> I have a ssssssssssssstoodabeckar. And I have birds that sing! I have a burnt out wand of lightning. What? Oh oh. And an engagement ring. Mik Mik Fizzle Brak, give your dog a beer! Wha! Wha! You know you stuck my arm.... ..... . ..... .. i n t h e w r o n g p l a c e .. .........y o u s t u p i d w h o r e! now i'm stuck. Eye of NEWT? Eye of FLOATING? Eye of CRYSTAL? I'd buy THAT for a quarter! ,zoooooooooooonneeeee, ,sssppppaaccee, ,shift, ,out, . . . . 0 /|\ / \ "What is that blue stuff dripping on my head?" It's Magic Mushroom Juice, of course.... Why is it blue? Why isn't it red? I dUNNO! THEN SHADUP! So it's eating away at my brain now....should I yell? No,no,nope,nope...............n.o. Should clean up the mess, it's overflowing!!! Nonononnonononono...leave it! Could you pass me some water, my brain is on fire..... No. Then my brain will bake to a crisp and then where will I be? I dunno.....Somewhere Else? Lord....I never thought of that. Thats because your brain is on fire. Ok,ok....I have important and secret things to do so please leave me alone now..... Bye........ Now.....that I'm alone.....I could roast marshmallows on my head. Hmmm...but I don't have any marshmallows. - WHy don't you try playing a game? Huh? What game? Word Association, of course! Here...ready...set...GO!!! WORD ASSOCIATION: hit/fit/fry/die/fall/land/somewhere/else/ha/hah cow/blue/mushroom/spacey/laurie/led zeppelin/sodimize/whip/chain/bondage fire/torch/red/cloud/mushroom/bomb/bong/run/run/run/run/run/run depth/darl/sea/monster/city/mermaid/air/fish/eyeball/cow/birthday flower/rent/moon/zipper/burger king/tire/pocka-dot/mailbox drill/head/wire/machine/mind snatchers/addiction/monkey/death fossil/earth/green/frog/croak/newt/automatic/c-6/ford/afx/sohc/#1 daze/faze/maze/rat/thief/knife/blood/kill/trap/cage/alone/insane/dark/blind red/dragon/teeth/fire/hot/sun/star/planet/bomb/death/ouch flipin-at/sttogeba/zilding/ick ick/ror, man/filpogah/lip/ildosnacker/phwip "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!! LOOP LOOP! HAAAAAAAAAA!" ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄ¿ 8 Rabbit À¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ ³ÚÄÄ¿³ Tron has hidden secrets ÀÄ¿ÀÄÄÄfnordÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³ ÚÙ³ÚÄÙ³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ of power. Watch this ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³ ³³Ú¿³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ continuously. Until À¿ÀÙÀÙ³ Ú¿ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³ thy dnim catches fire. ³ÚÄ¿ ³ ³³ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ Only then can thy find ÚÄÄ ÚÄÄ / Steeeak! ³³ À¿³ ³³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³ the magic end wrench. À¿³ ÀÄ¿ ÄÄÄÄ ³À¿ ³³ ÀÙ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Ä ³ ÄÄÙ/ \ ÀÄÙ ÀÙ I've just digested a kernal of corn...... There are many stages to this procedure, you know...... The ~Landing Party~ Exploration Ration Supply Kit #431-C 1. A Thermose of Instant Ice-Tea 2. 1 Tub of Popcorn (filled) 3. 1 Snickers bar 4. 1 Blueberry Muffin 5. 1 Stellar Crusade Hints booklet -------------------- Hmmmmmmm.......a very shrubbish planet. I mean to say, it's very flowery. What I mean is it's very gardinish. Uh, very bushy. What I meant say to say was, its very rOOoooooooooooooouuuuuuNNNNNNNNNddddddd. > Scan for Life Senors show that there is Life, sir!! Closer examination reveals that they are a highly intelligent species, and in turn are very primitive and evolved. But it seems that the species has directed it's entire existence to performing Lobotomies. They have lived this way for so long (approxamently 67.993 billion secro years.) that they have adapted an addiction, and absolutely MUST perform a lobotomy on a live specimen! If they try to fight the erge, their body goes into convulsions within a 6 hour period, until it die of heart failure. So you can see, that living with or next to any of these terrestrial life forms just may prove hazardous. [Do YOU know your neighbors??] As I was saying, Captain....because of this species unconditional MUST to lobotomise live specimen/persons (usually their own race), which has kept total population of the species, at 12,900 and a half. And very dangerous. >Hmmmm. Try communicating with them. I've sent a CPST (Communicating Party Squad Troop). >Ok. OH MY GOD!! CAPTAIN, 98% OF THE CREW HAS BEEN LOBOTOMIZED!!!!!!!! Captain, they ship came back with 13 emotionless zombies and 2 unharmed men. Lord, that was tragic. >Send the two unharmed men to debriefing room #77. Send all of the injured men and de-lobotomize them. But, Captain...you CAN'T De-Lobotomize someone. >........oh. Well, send them to Art classes and record all of their works. Yes, Captain. And may I add....that was a GREAT decision. And shall I inform their families? >no. Keep it a very big, dark, secret for years and years. If this got out we would be demoted down to janitor. This is just like that damn incident with the genetic limb multiplyer serum. Yes, terrible lose, Sir....... >So don't tell a soul. And I'll be monitoring your mail for the next month. In fact, identify yourself at THIS moment! Switch to Monitors! gj 9 jhk k 78 645 kg jk7 hj 0 5 0 4 iuk 5 5456 55 5 5 5 5 5 5555 S 5 555555 S S S S S SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S S '' '' S S ` , , ' S S ,, ,, S SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS * HEY, BOZZ MAN! Sorry but all controls are shiftin, man...shiftin! You're on your own down there. >Very Well. Please send a Vixen maid up to my room for my daily brain scan. Oh, and what about the two unharmed soldiers? Uh....um, they were accidently killed in transport from the docking bay to the interrogation room. It seems that one of the guard dropped his billy club and one of the studies tripped on it and fell with a fatal concussion. And as he was falling down he grabbed onto study #2 and in turn, HE tripped and rolled down the hallway and was picked up by a Hallway Garbage Drone, who through him into the Waste shaft. he was shot out into open space, and imploded. It was as equally a disgusting site to look at, as it was to collect the remains and dispose of it properly. You see the bloody imploded remains floated right in front of the pre-school playgroud bubble, the church of valex nuit, the mayors office, the union for freedom of animals, the senior citizens bingo tournaments, and the Shawn-Da-Lay Boy newstand on 27th and Hayte. >Your fired. Please kill yourself imedietely. Yes, Sir! Goodbye! Prologue: And as it turned out....these lobotomized artists from the planet GidKrupit manage to construct the Scribes of the Wise Council! Which now resides in the possession of the goddess Isabeau. Aka: The BIG Book, The Bible of Else, The Book. All of the artists died off about 100 years ago. The Gid's tried to duplicate the process but to no avail. So they went back to the planet of the lobotomizing species, but have yet to even get within 10 feet of a lobotomizer without being dropped to the ground and lobotomized with the greatest agility, their incisions are cut with fine tune severs, their stitchings like that of the most professionaly trained surgeon. Not a single Capture party has succeded! To this day the secrets of Lobotomy remain a mystery. Is Lobotomy the Answer? Why of COURSE it is, dood........................... 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