--------------------------------------- - 20 Types You Meet In The Men's Room - --------------------------------------- 1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. 2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3. Crosseyed - Look into next urinal to see how other guy is fixed. 4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal comes back later. 5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink. 6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. 7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. 9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10. Childish - Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, like to see it bubble. 11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. 12. Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads free hand. 13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. 15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, the does both. 16. Fat - Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. 17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns. 18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. 19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. 20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat. X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X