not /\ quite /1 \ a / 6 \ halfmoon / xxx7 \ it's /VICTORIA\ ati /'S SECRET\ / introduces\ / a / \ t / \ i / \ \ 9902202222\ actvst \ \ tms nc. \ \--------- issue 167 Love it or listen to Lucinda... ...greets and shouts to Anna Keats, David Duchovny, Patrick M, Lois Haglund, michy47, jon, anon, and the usual bunch of onions. PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS. Hendrix' "Let me stand Next To Your Fire" for the Pontiac Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf! I've got three words: You people suck. Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren, go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone ballzy enough to tickle Larry King's nose on Live. Wow. How long can you work at a place that plays Beethoven's 5th every time you enter something correctly at the cash register, Ride of the Valkyries when the fries are done and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when something doesn't add up. Aargh! Mariah Carey, they still let you talk??? "What's wrong with asking people to not discuss private details of things that are private to you?" Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt, Let's discuss private details that aren't. Heinz up 1/4 Laying off 4,000. Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten you a whole point. You peeps suck 2. Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine- o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in Green Bay 'cause NY sux. Lemme repeat something 'cause it "gots th' replay value:" The hair, the cigarette and the Stratocaster: How many ways can you play the Em scale in just two positions? prime sick and tired!!! ---> next? #'s http://www.migrations.com http://www.local.org http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com http://www.sric.org http://www.djurdjevic.com http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/column.html http://www.unamerican.com http://www.harlydavidson.com http://www.harley-davidson.com http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/front.html http://members.aol.com/berrymanp http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/stmarys.htm http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/detroitpoems.htm --- THE MORNING MAIL --- I would like to tell everyone that Kevin mitnick just passed his 4th year with out trial! Mitnick, if you don't know, got set up by the secret service for hacking an "un hackable" network computer. They haven't even discussed having a court date yet for him. For more info goto: http://www.2600.com Love and Liberate, Jon to: ati@etext.org I was listening to these, and thought you might put these in the next ATI. These were unusual songs, in the fact that when they were put out, they very likely would have been banned. Country radio didn't touch them. So they didn't sell well. Talking about war and making a stand just wouldn't have went over well with the Grand ole Opry crowd in 1970. Patrick (601) Jimmy's Road Written & Recorded By Willie Nelson (c)1968 This is Jimmy's road Where Jimmy liked to play And this is Jimmy's grass Where Jimmy liked to lay around. This is Jimmy's tree That Jimmy liked to climb And Jimmy went to war And something changed his mind around. This is the battleground Where Jimmy learned to kill Now Jimmy has a trade And Jimmy knows it well, too well. vc Where Jimmy's body lies When a soldier falls Jimmy's body dies and dies. (repeat first verse) ------------------------------ Minstrel Man by Eddie Rager and Stan Haas Recorded by Willie Nelson, 1970 Oh, wandering minstrel man Singing songs of strife How many times have you been busted For showing signs of life? Oh, singing minstrel man Sometimes you get the blues When people try to stop you From singing your songs of truth (chorus) And you sing that you're Tired of seeing your brothers Killin' one another there is silver in the hall But there's no silver in the door But nobody wants to hear your songs of love Nobody wants to hear your songs of love. Oh, singing minstrel man Trying to do your part Telling everyone that they're blind Until they can see with their hearts Oh, wanderin' minstrel man You get your clothes from the Goodwill And your soul will never be owned By a worthless dollar bill. (repeat chorus) Nobody wants to hear your songs of love. ------------------------------------ Where Do You Stand? Written & Recorded By Willie Nelson (c)1970 From somewhere behind you You come with your suitcase in hand Hey, what's your plan? Where do you stand? The world's still divided And you're still undecided, decide if you can Hey, what's your plan? Where do you stand? (Chorus) Where do you stand? Where do you stand? Hey, what's your plan? Where do you stand? It's time for commitments It's time for a showing of hands Hey, what's your plan? Where do you stand? Surely there's someone with courage To say where he stands Hey, what's your plan? Where do you stand? (repeat Chorus 2x) to ATI I'm not sure how long ago this happened, whether just now, or last year or what? The editor and publisher of an underground newspaper on the Wisconsin Dells High School campus just got expelled 5 years. Now the ACLU's considering it, and the lawyer of the student is on National Public radio right now. I wonder what Nat Hentoff has to say about this one? "This is so far fetched, I just can't even believe we're talking about it," said the attorney. Does anyone know the date of the expulsion? marco (414) Marco- I'm looking for someone who is flexible, very easy to work with & open to alot of different types of music. It sounds like you're kind of set in your ways & that wouldn't work with me. Thanks for responding, Mark (818) ---- Hi Marco, noooooo it's not REM's version of Superman. I froze when I saw the ad, but it's my 99.99% right guess that after turning down $2M from Bill Gates to use "It's the End of the World" they would never sell their music to IBM (and man,I would be one disappointed fan of their righteous music)...and yup, it is a cover of the Clique's song. My guess it was the work of some evil A&R man :-) Cheers, C. (905) ---- Hi. This is the qmail-send program at www05.netaddress.usa.net. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. ---- : Sorry, I couldn't find any host by that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the queue too long. ---Below this line is a copy of the message--- (: {Interview's & Conversations} :) :) {with famous phreaks/hackers} (: (: by The Infiltrator :) From the WHAT IS THIS AND WHO ARE YOU department. This is a series of files about conversations I have had with some of thebetter known phreaks and hackers in the NY area, specifically those that I met at TAP. I was a regular at TAP until everyone but the "950 Kode Kids", Richard and Agent 6 left. Richard for those uneducated enough to not know, is ChesireCat, and 6 and a group of 60's throwbacks are the new regulars. The old grouphas more or less become extinct... (sorry 2 klifhng U. this is 2 B continued.) ---- to ati@etext.org I wholeheartedly agree with your Four Arguments For the Elimination of Television positive review. It's one of the 10 best books I've read this decade. I'll share what I wrote about it in a bibliography I made in 1992. Jerry left a $300,000 a year job at Madison Avenue in advertising to produce a 30-minute documentary for the Hopi people. His book gets to the root of why our consumerism is literally killing us and our mother earth. Fander P. Mann (909) ---- no, we didn't burn that Buddhist on the cover of the Rage CD. We love Buddhists. Friendly folk. UA (415) OH! Z rhymes with D ... D stands for DUH! *slaps head* What a yutz. (don't you dare write back 'y') :@} -anon. (860) [ed note: cut it out, mom] .ati welcomes readers letters. .letters of any kind are given .first preference. .guidelines: send it to: . ati@etext.org WE INTER-UPT THIS 40 COLUMN ZINE FOR A QUICK 80-COL AD. @-. 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PSS: please pass along to others if the pheeling moves you... ppss: prime smiling :) January, 1999 To the Mexicans living in foreign countries: To the Committees of Solidarity with the Zapatista struggle: To the Men and Women of the five continents: Brothers and Sisters: For this year of 1999, the EZLN has launched a new initiative of dialogue and peace calling for a mobilization, both in Mexico and in the rest of the world, that aims to achieve the recognition of the rights of indigenous peoples and the end to the war of extermination. An important step in this mobilization is to carry out a Consultation among all Mexicans, wherever they may live, the 21st of March, 1999. The Mexican government stubbornly continues not to fulfill the accords that it has signed recognizing indigenous rights, and has chosen openly to take the path of violence to try to settle the conflict, as the recent massacres in Acteal and El Bosque so clearly demonstrate. With the goal of masking its war of extermination, Zedillo government has mounted a propaganda campaign abroad to improve its image internationally and to decieve peoples, governments, and human rights organizations. Zedillo's government is striving to convince the world that there is no war in Mexico's southeast, that his government wants to enter into dialogue with the EZLN, and that it is the EZLN itself that refuses to settle the conflict peacefully. Therefore, because we know that this campaign of lies will fail, today we convoke the International Consultation For the Recognition of Indigenous Peoples' Rights and the End to the War of Extermination. We call upon all Mexicans over the age of 12 who live in foreign countries to organize themselves and participate in the Consultation for the Recognition of Indigenous Peoples' Rights and the End to the War of Extermination on the 21st of March, 1999. Therefore In order to stop the war of extermination, In order to achieve the recognition of indigenous rights in Mexico, In order to stop the persecution of which the excluded are the object, In order to demand respect for difference, In order to demand a world into which all worlds can fit, We call an International Campaign for the Excluded of the World. 21Mar99. DEMOCRACY! LIBERTY! JUSTICE! From the mountains of Southeast Mexico, Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos Clandestine Indigenous Revolutionary Committee-General Command of The Zapatista National Liberation Army Clinton Protestors with their mouths taped shut give the victory sign and carry a large Juanita Broadreich banner as they take part in a peaceful riot Friday in Hamburg, Conn., demanding release of the famous "Watergate safe-sex tapes." Clinton has announced he will only release 9 minutes of footage involving him with Ted Kennedy, Ms. Broadreich and 3 undisclosed furry animals. Protesters were heard chanting, "1,2,3,4...give us eighty minutes more!" & now, flu? Remedy of fever? the Week. bad cold? or any hint with of sinus troubles? X Pert. boil ginger, lemon, garlic and cayenne pepper to a syrup and pour it over ice. Add any sweetener you need to. Doesn't work much for allergy attack, asthma, grumpiness or cholera. Actually this famous tonic of Tibetan origin may in fact work for cholera. Also may help arthritis, rheumatism or shingles. And remember, the AMA is STILL split 50/50 whether too much coffee cures cancer or risks heart disease. Not to be used with Viagra, Pringles or Wows, will not cause rectal bleeding, most unusual side effects were whirled peas, pillow talk and noisy surf. TRADING UP Toronto. by Cal Nuck. Special to Prime Anarchist Sports World Newz 2nite. Toronto traded Roger Clemens, Garth Brooks, a roll of duct-tape and controlling interest in The Money Store to the New York Yank-Mees for David Wells, Graeme Lloyd, Homer Simpson, Jeb Bush, Salmon Rushdie, a Sammy Sosa home-run spitball and 1% share in a proposed zinc and copper mine of location undisclosed. "You said a mouthful, toots." were David Cone's only words, unless you count "It's a bombshell," "I'm floored by this kind of news," and "It's the only deal that could have been made." In the strangest contract ryder Sports World News has EVER seen Clemens and Brooks will each be allowed to play for both teams until after the all-star game, and during rivalry matches the two will be allowed to sing "Oh Canada" and "Dirty Drinking Song" at the games' beginnings as duets. ASH WEDNESDAY TO ALL -- AND TO ALL A GOURD, RIGHT? Parody. To the Tune of: the old caucasian spiritual: Once to Every Man and Nation. Em B7 Em B7 Em Once the myth becomes a nightmare G D Em Am B7 Em Wherein church abuses lie Em B7 Em B7 Em Some ordained become false prophets G D Em Am B7 Em Blinded to the real most high. G D Em B7 Some will say you work within it. Em Am Em Am B7 Others cry out "topple down." Em B7 Em B7 Em Babylon will fall unaided G D Em Am B7 Em Safety has no golden crown. When your leaders all disgrace you Time will come the youth shall lead Truth prevails slow but surely Turning you away from greed. Piecing back the myth together Look to what your elders taught Peace can't come when love's perverted Victory's only in battle not fought. ---<>---<=>---<>--- "Violence to art reserves a special place in hell." --Dante To Quando Caliente El Sol. D Bm Love all the music with heart F#m That's all the Muse wants G6 A7 Translate the best that you can D B7 Or not at all. Em Em7 A7 Just promise me this D "Las palabras," Bm From the Spanish F#m7 G A7 To the Anglo ooo ooooo D Bm When you are figurative F#m Or when you're way off G6 A7 Love all the music with heart D B7 As if you mean it. Em Em7 A7 Don't give me your half D Ass translations Bm Circumlocutions F#m7 Love the music G Don't be lazy A7 Have some heart. D Don't forget this is art.