Welcome to the A L L N E W Teen ATI! * TTTTT EEEEE EEEEE N N A TTTTT IIIII T E E NN N A A T I T EEEE EEEE N N N A A T I T E E N N N AAAAA T I T E E N NN A A T I T EEEEE EEEEE N N A A T IIIII [ best viewed with WHATEVER DAMNEDBROWSERYOU'VEGOT 1.0 ] WE'VE GOT A BIGGER BIAFRA NOW... Parody by Big Deal Reprinted from alt.fan.jello-biafra I am emperor Jello Biafra, Born again with lawsuits against me Still you made me President... Free market will soon go away When I enact a maximum wage Six figures and it's payback time Commander-in-Chief -- Jello Biafra Jello Biafra -- Commander-in-Chief Say hello to Parliamentary rule, Say good-bye to NAFTA Now you hafta vote for the cops Still you wear a happy face Watch the CIA disappear It's no longer needed here Neither is the DEA How would you like your taxes paid? Commander-in-Chief -- Jello Biafra Jello Biafra -- Commander-in-Chief Welcome to the new millennium No more homeless, no more bums Now they sell drugs for a living Out of old abandoned buildings Old warehouses, factories Where they use to make SUVs Take a look at how far we've gone-- People squatting in the Pentagon We've got a new national anthem, "Stars and Stripes of Corruption" This is America , the land I love Where I can vote, NONE OF THE ABOVE aaa ttttttt iiiii a a t i aaaaa t i a a t i a a 1 t 6 iiiii 1 (oops. re-verse that...) Special! Old War Stories Issue. [* don't fret the fake teen-masthead. - it was in response to seeing this month's Teen PEOPLE magazine at the checkout aisle. I have this thought in response to the whole concept of a "Teen ANYTHING" much less a TEEN people magazine:" TEEN THEMES: Taking Advantage Of A Great Trend, Or A Subtle Form Of Child Abuse???] #'s http://www.a16.org http://www.igc.org/ncdm http://www.shundahai.org http://www.thereducers.com http://www.thinkgeek.com/whatsnew.html http://www.geocities.com/hardcorepinkgirl http://unisci.com/stories/20001/0306006.htm http://members.home.com/franirvin/soavigil.htm http://www.astro.utoronto.ca/~hall/activism.html http://metalab.unc.edu/scott-free/story9/story9.html http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/2000/01/www.ifi.gov.co http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/1563/index2.html http://www.truthinmedia.org/Bulletins2000/tim2000-3-3.html http://www.nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/news/arts/cia-propaganda.html * http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/tim/2000/03/17/timnwsnws03010.html http://www.wired.com/news/news/politics/story/16401.html http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/031000-03.htm http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680 http://flag.blackened.net/daver/pics/delayed.jpg http://www.daemonnews.org/200003/merger.html http://www.stealthismovie.com/watching.html http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/linkback.html http://www.mp3.com/stations/bobs_diner http://www.dc.net/bowie/links.htm http://scene.textfiles.com http://come.to/mobdomain http://www.roomful.com [* if you can't read THAT ONE goto: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/031800-02.htm] full moon; can you feel it? {LETTUCE} Wolfgang Speak is a singer/songwriter/poet/traveller .... with a small steel string guitar .. .... a few years in the Paris Metro ..... (he is one of those guys who sing in and out of the underground trains that run on rubber wheels) across Europe, America, South East Asia,Japan & Australia and presently in the new Indonesia (nothing like the taste of teargas in the late afternoon sun ... they cut down all the trees !! ) The new songs "Where We Going" & "Separation" can be heard at: http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/51/wolfgang_speak.html ps... until the heart is open ... nothing can be done bob g Hey thanks for the write up, kaustubh hey if you link to me I'll link back and I'll add you to my sister sites http://www.geocities.com/hardcorepinkgirl/index.htm email me back with your site address if this is ok -hcpg- [Sure, You know I'm a guy right? I joined Daughters of Nadia which freaks people out enough. Now I'm a sister site of hardcorepinkgirl. Neato. Peace and love, marco to ati@etext.org prime: can you print this up? It's incredible. Pizza "the" Hutt 1982 - 8 oz. = small soda : 12 = medium 2000 - 21 = s : 32 = medium anyone care to predict a large soda in 2018? "better pull your pickup truck around back." -- Comedian Bill Hicks to ati: awesome. the most fun part was the back button effect. these kinds of sites are my most favorite. they're like a puzzle in a Web site. so much information on your sites... so much information... i'll never get through it all. cheerz, j o s h u a oy! ryan to whom it may concern: http://www.sylloge.com clue train to ati@etext.org "Amazing Search Engine Secrets Discovered By A Computer Illiterate Man in Massachusetts Can Practically Hand You the Top Search Engine Positions...And Add 1,550 Hits a Day... -unsigned- [editors note: SHUT UP!] {/LETTUCE} RANTICLE - by the prime anarchist Am I the ONLY journalist to ever publish an article about a CODETALKER on OTHER than an ELECTION YEAR? "OK, but you're reprinting it on an election year," you might say. Sure. And you may end up seeing why when you get to the end of this great interview I had with Forrest Kassanavoid, Comanche Codetalker; from Mountaineer news where I worked during my army days. [no, I was NOT a psychological-warfare script writer. I was a signal soldier, an infantryman, a medic and a stringer for the newspaper! Oh and a truckdriver, a legal clerk, a gopher, lackey, a typist and an expert mopper, buffer and floor-waxer.] Basically I'm saying, here is a hero of mine, not McCain, not Bush, not Gore, not Bradley and certainly not Keyes. In fact, maybe next week I'll discuss Hana Ali's father, the famous boxer - to show you another huge hero, much more hip and with-it than "I couldabeen a nintendo" Bradley. No offense, Bill. Great basketball career. Good platforms and stuff. Perhaps you could help me get SOA on the bill??? OK so here you go, the results of my first interview with a CODE TALKER. First printed July 20, 1990. SIGNAL-SOLDIER HISTORY REVISITED Story and Photos by Marc Frucht Comanche Code Talker Forrest Kassanavoid told soldiers of 124th Sig BN to be proud of their lineage. "You have a special relationship with an Indian Tribe in Oklahoma," he told them. Kassanavoid shared his World War II, 4th infantry div experiences with the signal soldiers during a battalion sponsored luncheon at Giuseppe's Depot Restaurant, Tuesday afternoon. The military recruited Comanche, Navajo and Choctaw Indians because their native language was harder to crack than codes they came up with every day. The Germans and Italians were never able to interpret any of the trans- missions they'd intercepted which contained the Indian languages. 124th SIG BN boasts campaign history from WWII through Vietnam including the Normandy invasion. Back then it was called the 4th SIG CO, according to Kassanavoid. Organized June 1, 1940 in the Harmony Church area of Fort Benning, GA.; the 4th SIG worked under many commanding officers and Kassanavoid remembers almost every single one. "Let's see," said the code talker, "first there was Capt. Terrance Tulley. He was a West Point grad, 1920. Then we got Capt. Arthur McCrarey, then 1st Lt. Seoul Christman. He became the division signal officer until he was seriously wounded in an air attack in Normandy. Then came Capt. Phillip Bragen, and hmmmm, a Capt. Dunaway..." He then went on to share all of his 4th Infantry Division war stories with the signal soldiers. As a recruit, the code talker went from Fort Benning, GA., to Camp Gordon, now Fort Gordon and home of Army Signal School. [Coincidently where Colonel Kaddaffy, Agosto Pinochet and Manuel Noriega all took classes at one time or another.] From there he went to Fort Dix, NJ; Camp Gordon Johnson for amphibious training; Camp Jackson, SC and then Camp Joyce Kilmer, NJ for his portcall. Destination? ...(to be continued next 3 or 4 issues (like the unabomber series)) SAY HELO TO OBLIVION by szarka Dedicated to the memory of Dennis Hebert. fairuse: (reprinted with permission from a Robert Szarka page "May be copied freely if reproduced in its entirety, including this notice." audrey:~$ nslookup Default Server: danger.downcity.net Address: 199.105.120.2 > set type=mx > oblivion.com. Server: danger.downcity.net Address: 199.105.120.2 oblivion.com preference = 10, mail exchanger = mail.epinet.co.uk oblivion.com preference = 20, mail exchanger = floyd.epinet.co.uk oblivion.com nameserver = ns1.epinet.co.uk oblivion.com nameserver = ns2.epinet.co.uk mail.epinet.co.uk internet address = 195.166.35.70 floyd.epinet.co.uk internet address = 195.166.35.65 ns1.epinet.co.uk internet address = 195.166.32.7 ns2.epinet.co.uk internet address = 195.166.35.73 > exit audrey:~$ telnet mail.epinet.co.uk 25 Trying 195.166.35.70... Connected to mail.epinet.co.uk. Escape character is '^]'. 220 mail.epinet.co.uk ESMTP Sendmail 8.9.1/8.7.3; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 05:56:50 GMT helo oblivion 250 mail.epinet.co.uk Hello szarka@audrey.downcity.net [199.105.120.9], pleased to meet you quit 221 mail.epinet.co.uk closing connection Connection closed by foreign host. ============== ATI, Now With 69% More Flavor Crystals & Fat Free Fat. YE MORE OLDE WARRE STORRRRRRRRR------EEEEEZ by marco [reprinted from his postings in bbs's the last couple days] It's making me laugh seeing you rag on Cheyenne Mountain (NORAD) right after I just read something else in another room about cb and ham freq's I'll never forget the day I sat in a Hmvwwv rig pulling midnite duty downrange on the east slope of norad mountain with the US harmy signal corps. None of us knew at the time but we were training for the work that we'd end up NOT doing in desert storm because of the simple fact that everything needs to be air-cooled, and the minute all that sand got stuck in both screens our whole 2.6 million dollar system was going down for a few hours until someone rated for heating & AC could come change what friggen looked to me like a simple air filter! But anyhow I digress. I learned how to cheat like a pro that day. If everything you tried about coordinates wasn't working for your system to meet your partners system a mile away both of you pointing at the exact space in the sky, either one of you could just face the damned thing right due west parallel to the ground right AT NORAD! turn the thing up to 9 out of 10 and blast a couple words to your partner. Doesn't matter what channel or band you're on even, s/he'll hear you, so will everyone else. Then he can take the lazyman's sorry, lazyperson's way of walking in toward you til you can fix on THEIR rig! Works every time. :) Of course it backfired once almost getting me demoted bigtime when some canadian general said these exact words to me that I will NEVER forget. "Good Afternoon ___ Command Post ____ General ____ speaking; this line is unsecure, how may I help you ma'am or sir!" and then, "soldier, what the fuck are you doing in my telephone???" I powered that sucker down faster than you could say "capn' midnite, hand me that fly swatter." Then I called in for a repair insisting that I heard sunspots. # > Well, anyway. I just wanted to quickly > say that the MSNBC BS reminds me of a > reporting style employed by John Markoff > when creating the "notorious, > darkside hacker Kevin Mitnick" Myth. Very very valid profound point, ________ You know throughout most of Mitnik's sentence I held back an urge to try and elevate peoples' view of his plight to one parallelling Leonard Peltier or Mumia Abu Jamal or Geronimo Pratt. But, call me spineless, I kept quiet due to statute of limitations type things where it truly COULD HAVE been any one of us. I didn't make any waves around that issue at all except around close personal friends. Now had Abbie Hoffman still been alive 3 or 4 extra years, I might have had the "cocciones" to present some really neat guerrilla theatre events around every part of that crackdown. Also, if any of you have friends who fell victim to Phoenix and Sundevil operations, you'll know what I mean when I say in a sense I was a gypsy not helping out a jew or a jew not helping an artist, or a gay or an irishman or something those years. Whether it's safe now or not, I'll write as many letters as I can around New England this weekend. Thanks for telling us about it. marco [referring to: well, uh, let's just say, if you don't know; you'd better not ask...] +++ "I shouldn't do this, but a Peru refill please," "I won't tell if you don't," she smiles. Drink up, it's a long way to the beanery. And StarBucks is NOT just around the corner. +++ Conspeer - -acy theer - -ee of the year Was Altamont the system's direct response to Woodstock? Payola hearings - Aparthood's response to Moondog House bringing Chuck Berry up? Did Hubert Humphrey kill MLK just so James Brown could sing "Say it loud, I'm Black & I'm proud?" Did Clinton go on MTV just so Vaclav Havel would court Bianca Jagger, Phil Collins, AND Nancy Kissinger? Did Nixxon kill John Lennon because he couldn't kill Jesus, or just because his "deportation" idea got rejected? They'd buy Bob Dylan if they thought they could. Or have they??? +++ I saw my first IMAX hat today around town. Will there be many prior to a theatre "arriving" here? In the name of "product recognition?" I wonder how many surveys the next few months I'll be asked to fill out about [pick a topic; any topic] where there's IMAX words dotted all 'round throughout? +++ PRILOSEC - SIDE EFFECTS confirmed 3 different ways over months Nov, dec, jan, feb, mar, '99 and '00. 1) Drop in body temperature. 2) Anal leakage 3) Dry mouth. [call your harmacist to request these and more] +++ What the heck is a "nailable steel floor" on a train? +++ PRESS RELEASE BERKELEY Sunday, March 26, 2000, 4-8pm, Unitarian Fellowship Hall, 1924 Cedar St. (at Bonita) ~Dear Friends of the Forests~ Julia "Butterfly" Hill will be in Berkeley at an activist-oriented event on Sunday, March 26th, from 4-8:00 pm. This is the eve of her book signing tour. Please come and show your support, network with fellow activists and like-minded folks, hear great music, watch video footage, and more. Julia's new book, "The Legacy of Luna", and audio & video tapes will be available for purchase. Please tell your friends, and I hope to see you there! The Ecology Center, Berkeley: 510 548-2220 ext. 233 http://www.ecologycenter.org +++ BUMPER STICKER IDEA OF THE WEEK: IF YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM THANK SOMEONE WHO'S AVERTED OVER 15 WARS. KISSINGER - Batting 290 +++ [PAWN] - And in anarchist world news: Harry Belafonte quit NetAid saying it's turned into a trade show promoting the UN and Cisco Routers. He questioned the disbursement of proceeds, asserting they would be processed through the United Nations and Cisco before reaching the poor. [ -sounds like my decades-old fight with United Way, AmWay, 501c3 people and basically the general all-around multi-level network marketing of Jesus Christ ] German Briceno, after admitting to killing Ingrid Washinawatok, Lahe'ena'e Gay and Terence Freitas somewhere between Venezuela and Colombia, will not have to go to Menominee and formally apologize to Ingrid's family or anywhere else in the US to apologize for his actions. It seems the Colombian government likes him about as much as the Greek Government likes PT Veliotis of Subway, er, uh, I mean submarine fame. [prime saying, this drug war. what a FARCe] Do you like Triphlyphosphate, sodium stearoyl, lactylate, DATEM, ammonium sulfate, potassium iodate, and azodicarbonamide? Get that and then some at a yellow and brown sandwich shop nearest you. +++ MEMO a found pome by prime anarchist dedicated: PIP (Postal Insty Press) CIP = customer is primitive continuous improvement process consumer is product consumerism in progress cheesiness is preferred crap into production careless if practical callousness is proven care isn't primary courtesy is pathetic +++ "Around the world in a day" Closest I've come to hearing a lyric from Ricki Martin. A real lyric. He can't have written that, could he? & NEXT WEEK IN ATI - The all new Understatement Issue. Lots of it. Because we're really big on understatement. ATI is pretty good. 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