þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ þþþ CYBER_PHUCK MAGAZINE ISSUE THREE þþþ þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ This is issue three of CYBER_PHUCK Magazine. I hope you enjoy it. 1. Who Was Jack Kerouac? 2. Kids threatened at gun point for accessing computers at University of Cincinnati. Is McCarthyism dead? NOT! 3. Stun Gun Fencing Is Answer To Urban Gang Violence. 4. One DOS Command Makes Incompetent Bastards Shit Pants (and the word "lamer" has been retired for better term) þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ WHO WAS JACK KEROUAC Jack Kerouac was a drifter of heart. He was the voice of a generation during the 1950's. But he was no Ozzie & Harriet, no phucking Fonzie or Richie Cunningham especially. He was the anti-christ of what the establishment was selling during the fifties! He was apple pie as any American, but better. He was real. He was Jazz, red hot and cool. He was hitchiking and joy riding across the old 2 lane highways in beat up cars with whoever he happened to meet. He was cheap whiskey and white and brave enough to goto the "negro" road houses where the music was real. To smoke "tea" (reefer) and make love to Mexican girls. And to remain faithful to his foolish friends, and a slave to no one woman. When you see an old movie, where hip cats, dressed in black, with evil looking "ghotie" beards, and dark sunglasses in candle lit bars and coffee houses, groove, stoned on benzidrene and cheap Mexican "tea" you should think of Jack Kerouac. Think of far out poetry, and a young girl with large breasts and tight pants, beating the rhythm's of poetry on the bongo drums behind the angry, depressed, and motivated, poet. Bleeding his ideas, and feelings into the smoke filled halls, as the poetry lovers snap their fingers with appreciation. Appreciation of "it". Jack Kerouac. Poet and Writer of "The Road" TANGIER POEM (1957) By Jack Kerouac Your father spurted you out in perfect ghost-form All you gotta do is die All you gotta do is fly. If your father's name is Dedalus how can you be Icarus? WOMAN by Jack Kerouac A woman is beautiful but you have to swing and swing and swing and swing like a handkerchief in the wind POIM by Jack Kerouac Walking on Water Nothing Ever Happend Not Ever Happening True Story Old Story New Story Old & New Holy Boloney Holy Cow Holy Cat Wow Whatever To The Feast Story Book Book Story Words "Anyway, It Happened" Nothing Happened Everybody Invited If you want to learn more. Look for his books of poems or "The Road" in paperback or on Audio Cassette narrated by David Carradine (kung fu dude). The current movie "I married an axe murderer" is very funny and has several scenes of poets and coffee houses that are very reflective of the "scene" "where it was AT". Discover what it was about those bad boys of the fifties in black & white that made those big breasted blondes drip all over themselves! þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ KIDS HAVE GUNS POINTED AT HEADS BY POLICE FOR ACCESSING COMPUTER The newslines tell me that UC is at it again. Busting kids who illegally access their computers over the phone lines. And damnit, if stray dogs in the neighborhood haven't been walking into my house through the backdoor and stealing food out of my fridge and making a mess. I mean I know the back door is busted and won't keep the stray dogs out, and my friends have told me how to fix my back door to keep the dogs out, but well those damn dogs should just stay out and I'm just going to have to get the FBI to arrest them! The story about the dogs is pretty close to the logic behind UC busting kids who break into the computers at UC over the phone lines. UC computer administrators have been told, by some of the hackers themselves, who have been asking over the phone to access the systems LEGALLY, exactly what the security holes are, and how to fix them. But for whatever reasons, be it incompetency at UC, or an attempt to have a reliable and believable source of blame when UC messes-up, the computer administrators at UC have decided that it's "Better to shoot the nearest thirsty dog, than patch the hole in the water bucket" even when they know there's a hole, and have been told how to patch it. The worst part is that I've heard that these UC guys are not even native born Americans and their word alone is powerful enough to force the police to point a gun at the head of another human being! It looks to me that our Information Superhighway traffic is being directed by a bunch of near-sighted foreigners. Orientals so nearsighted that they terrorize the entire state when they drive to the corner store. I've heard about pressure being put on Chinese people by the Chinese government to provide the Chinese government with secret government and corporate information from the US in exchange for visas; that they are reminded to remember "that their family still lives in China". What the kids did by accessing UC's internet links, was illegal and wrong. What the system administrators did in busting them and not keeping their system more secure, and then blaming the kids, and wasting tax payer money so the government can spend tens of thousands of dollars busting teenagers, makes me sick. ..next time those dogs come in my broken back door, I'm going to call the cops ... fuck fixing the door! And if teenagers can break into the computers so easily, what about a real corporate or government spy? I think these kids who are wacky enough to break into computer systems and networks are the only reasons that morons in business and education have installed any security at all. I wish these kids wouldn't do stuff that gets them in trouble, but I'm glad somebody is doing it. And the UC folks pointing their fingers at the computer hackers need to take a good long educational look in their own mirror. And we, as law abiding computer hobbyists, need to take the responsibility to remind the public and the news-people, just what the REAL story is. Tom Line Hamilton, Ohio "Fuck patching the holes in the water bucket... let's just shoot the nearest thirsty american imperialistic dog (kid) !" Please call your local newspaper and ask them why highly degreed, highly paid professionals can't keep a bunch of teenagers out. "Are they incompetent or what?" What if a real hacker got in there? I think the Univeristy fucked up and is blaming the kids to cover their own incompetent asses! The media never hears from Hackers. They only from incompetent bastards covering their own mistakes and from crazy misinformed parents. Why don't they print the REAL story for a change. þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ STUN GUN FENCING I've been hearing recently about gangs of youths, tired of watching their friend die from gun shots, trying to resolve disputes with rival gang members in less violent ways. Well the youths in one midwestern town, have been reviving, with amazing success, the midevil art of dueling, or fencing, but with a techno twist. Instead of using swords or pistols or knifes, they use electricity. Thirty Five Thousand Volts of Electricity! It might knock you on your ass, but you live to tell the tail. Each gang selects a skilled agile fighter to be their "popper". He is called this because stun guns make a loud poping sound when they are triggered. The gangs meet on neutral turf, and a large circle of cars and people surrounds the young men and the action begins. There are no special rules except that the fighters must not be aided by anybody. Poppers usually wear tough blue jeans and boots to kick with, but special clothing, even thick clothing doesn't seem to offer any defense against 35,000 volts of electricity out of a stun gun anyway. Very often though poppers sometimes wrap and tape jackets or other pieces of clothing thickly around their free arm to use for defense to ward off blows with the opponents stun gun. Some fighters now perfer the large models of stun guns available which are up to two feet long with 1 foot shocking surfaces. These are wielded with two hands like a small sword would be. Occasionally one stun gun comes in contact with another while discharging causing one of the guns to fail. Some of the duels only delay deadly violence while many have prevented deadly drive by style combat. The social interaction during the duels seems to ease tensions somehow, seeing people face to face instead of out of a car window or off a porch at a distance. No doubt this isn't the answer. But getting shocked with 35,000 volts seems to have made some of these young gang members look at things in a different way. Eat this homie :) þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ SIMPLE DOS COMMAND MAKES INCOMPETENT BASTARDS SHIT PANTS! During this year, it was decided that the word "lamer" so often used be changed. Many associates of DAMAGE INCorporated have voiced concerns that the word "lamer" sounds like it had it's origins on a play ground of 5th graders before the word "pussie" came into popularity. For now on all DAMAGE INCorporated members have agreed to replace the use of the word "lamer" with the following term "incompetent bastard". Where it was once fashionable to call somebody a "lamer" we feel that it is more descriptive and much more powerful to use the words "Incompetent Bastard". Example: "Na na-na-na he's a lamer lamer lamer lamer !!!" "Hey you INCOMPETENT BASTARD...I'm gonna fucking KILL YOU! you 'FUCK'!" Now for the command to make the Incompetent Bastards at your local school, computer store, radio shack (talk about incompetent bastards!) etc, shit their Incompetent Bastard Pants. C:> mode bw40 It's simple and if you can't figure out what it does, maybe you should look in the mirror yourself. þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ I hope you enjoyed issue three of CYBER_PHUCK Magazine. If you have questions, comments, suggestions, contributions -monitary or literary- send 'em to the head chef at tline@iac.net or call the Cyber BBS at 513-863-0447. Tom Line Head Chef Damage Inc Ohio tline@iac.net cyber bbs 513-863-0447 USA