$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #202 $$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt. $$$$P $$$$ x$$$$ $$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$ $$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$' $$$$'`4$$$b. $$$$ $$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$P' $$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %% $$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %% >> "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" << by -> MoonBagel ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- can i make your kittie purr? I'm allergic to cats i'm talking about the kitty between your legs silly! Uh oh how did it get there? you were born with it! i want to make your kitty purr then why am I allergic to cats? :\ and make it wet I"M TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA YOU MORON!!! VA-GIN-A What's that? Cats don't like water, silly your private parts My friend's cat squawls and runs away when they get it wet I bet mine would do the same I like puppies. My puppies likes to get wet. alright listen Maybe we could do that. Yes? listen Okay you know that little crack between your legs yes that's what im talking about! That's not a kitty, silly!! i said your fucking vagina your moron listen i want to take my dick and shove it in your fucking vagina Kitties are furry and purr. oh. Wouldn't that hurt? NO! it would feel VERY VERY good How do you know? Do you have a kitty? BKUZ! no Oh why not? i have a big scary jungle snake what if it bites me??!@ I might bleed!! only the first time baby I don't like to bleed after that it's smooth sailing are you a vampire? are you going to suck my blood? no but i got something for you to suck A lollipop? I like those one time I gave one to my kitty.. but it choked. ohh really? well your kitty should like this lolipop What flavor is it? salty Like pretzels? yeah but it's creamier I haven't ever had a salty lollipop pretzels aren't creamy, silly!! unless you put cheese on them. but I don't like cheese. well alright I think I might be lactose intolerant. NO! it's just a new kind of lolipop ok Does the wrapper get stuck to it? well sometimes my snake is bad so i spank him oh no. and he pukes that doesn't sound good :\ and i have to clean it up with a tissue and from the puke I would not want to puke I don't like getting spanked the tissue sticks to my snake it makes me cry well my snake likes it very much how do you know? Does it TELL you? :P yes he says it feels very good I didn't know snakes could talk well he doesn't exactly tell me but trust me i KNOW he likes it how do you know, though? ohh i know trust me I KNOW but how??! just TRUST ME Why? alright okay. I PUT A BUNCH OF VASOLINE ON MY HAND I WRAP MY HAND ARUOND MY DAMNED DICK AND SLIDEI T UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST UNTIL I CUM! AND I LIKE IT ALOT! okay. What's cum? You spelled 'come' wrong, dummy heh this white sticky stuff that makes babies how does it make babies? Babies are kind of pink magic oh. okay. thank you! I've learned a lot this evening chow old are u? 17 errr heh you don't say I do say Silly, I just did i hope for your sake you're playing dumb heh umm.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #202 -- written by MoonBagel -- 3/06/98 *