'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #342 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "It Was Unmistakably Human" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Darwin !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/14/98 !! !!========================================================================!! Day 1 ===== Today I will travel to the South American Jungle. I have no companions except my cow. I hate everybody, but I like my cow. I will arrive at my hut at six o' clock. Day 2 ===== My cow, Clarabell, she likes the jungle and she likes the grass. I also like the grass, and I eat with Clarabell. I haven't seen anyone, and I am content. Day 3 ===== It's raining cats and dogs as I write this. The rain is very pretty here. The leaves are a beautiful and magnificent display. I've never been this happy naturally. Day 4 ===== Today, I went to the blue lake. When I arrived, two apes were mounting each other. It was unmistakably human. I ponder my own humanity. Day 5 ===== Today, my nuclear bombs arrived. I am going to bomb New England tomorrow morning. I am a nasty, evil guy. Day 6 ===== The bombing was great, naturally. Many people died. The Persian Gulf is my next target. It will be a surprise attack. I eat my phenobarbitol and I sleep like a log. Tomorrow will be a good day. Day 7 ===== Today, I bombed the Persian Gulf. Everybody is dead. A bomb went off at my house. I am dead also. The reason for my trip: I wanted to go to the jungle because I hate you. I like nature and I like nuclear bombs. I am happy in the jungle. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #342 - WRITTEN BY: DARWIN - 12/14/98 !!