[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #746 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "What About Mine?" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Viledandy 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ A coffee bar. ] [ LORI and RENEE sit with coffee. Late twenties. ] [ They are fit and attractive. Both wear tank tops and short shorts. Their hair is pulled up casually. ] LORI . . . lazy-ass motherfucker was _drunk_ . . . RENEE Don't you _hate_ that? LORI Duh! Like who doesn't? I'm dumping his tired ass tomorrow. I just hate those guys who get drunk and then don't want to do it. Or they do it one time and then they fall asleep. RENEE That was what I liked so much about Danny . . . LORI Danny . . .? RENEE He was young and _clean_ and he didn't even drink or smoke. LORI Yeah? RENEE And, like, he wanted to do it every minute . . . LORI _laughs derisively._ LORI My _ideal_ . . . just to like get to that point where you're getting enough so you're not constantly lying next to this flesh lump thinking, What about mine? RENEE Oh I know. _Pause_ RENEE How is he, though? LORI Hmmn? RENEE Like, how is he? How is he when he _can_ get it up? LORI Oh, sometimes I think I'll come out my _ears_ . . . _Pause_ RENEE _looks at her_. LORI _nods_. LORI But like the other nine times out of ten I'm laying there making out my shopping lists with two fingers doing all the work. RENEE Too bad. LORI Yeah. LORI _sips her coffee. She sighs._ LORI Motherfucker. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #746 - WRITTEN BY: VILEDANDY - 7/22/99 ]