-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Poor Old Ugly Pompous Electronic Yams #1 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$$$ $$$ $$ $$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$ + "to create, you must destroy." - Too Much Joy + -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- intro - jOlTcOla hey there. nybar just fell asleep, and i couldn't wake him up, so i am doing the intro. w00. yeah. we don't need an intro anyway. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- table of contents (yeah, i know, we're conformists) 1, ascii - jolt cola 2, intro - jolt cola 3, table of contents - jolt cola 4, what people had to say about poupey 5, member listing - nybar 6, squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar 7, tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola 8, more poetry - nybar 9, closing - jolt cola -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- what people had to say about poupey here are some quotes that nybar and i have collected about poupey. "poupey, so alternative it makes the underground look mainstream" - joltcola "and this zine is NOT a joke, it is real life!!" - nybar "read pDp!" - techmitch "you only call me a homo 'cause i have sex with men" - bF "my handle really *does* mean butt-fuck!" - bF "i'm a naked warez god!" - creed "piss #2, coming tomorrow@!#!@#@!" - socs "i love ramen" - mogel -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- member listing - nybar Presidents: Nybar - president and head writer JoltCola - editor, head of submissions (heh) The poupey posse: Mew-Mew - stray cat Vimto - another cat, not a stray PAM - cat Bo-Bo - a cow, owned by farmer zed Crazy Zed - a crazy farmer Snakeface - a rubber snake Mojo - a rubber mojo -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- squirrels in my pants make me fuzzy - nybar At first, Nybar came down from the skies, and created Joltcola, and the earth, AND IT, WAS, GOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then.. THEY BOTH DOTH CREATE THE SQUIRREL!! IT TO, WAS GOOD!!! Then, the squirrils DID create the ppl and the PPL did kill the SQUIRREL! The squirrels, being Nybar's new source of power.. when killed, cut him off from most of his power. SO HE WENT TO ACQUIRE NEW SQUIRRELS!! He took over the wussy planets (the yuppy system, pillow for weapons planet, and the "Easy come easy go is my philosiphy" planet) He came back w/ many squirrels in his MIGHTY! slacks! AND THEY DID FUZZ HIM UP!!!! AND, FROM THE SQUIRRELS AND THE FUZZ... HE DID MAKE THE CAT, THE DUCK, AND THE COW!!!!! They were his new source of energy. They steered society in stupid directions LONG DISTANCE! But recently, there has been worship of Nybar, and he liked it. He decided to get a cult. But alas, there was only 1 follower, ME! NYBAR! NAMED FOR MY GOD! AND ALL OF YOU WILL CONVERT!!!!! Write my chruch at -999 cat+ducks+cows rd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- tales from the train, a collection of poetry - jolt cola tales from the train #1 by Jolt Cola i'm on a train it smells in here i hope we get there soon this sucks - tales from the train #2 by Jolt Cola there's lots of g's on this train they're playing loud rap music and making the yuppies nervous - tales from the train #3 by Jolt Cola a bunch of people just got on the train some yuppie is waving his butt in my face ew - tales from the train #4 by Jolt Cola this old woman sitting across from me she has a huge bag there is a mole on her forehead it's really big it has lots of hair on it gross -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Dear Reader - Nybar I know this is now what you are looking for here in poupey, but, while studying for my new tale, I came up w/ the meaning of life. I believe this poem will sum it up. - I sit in my cubbyhole.. WAITING! WAITING! I was shot by a disturbed youth w/ a machine gun, HURTING! HURTING! Why is it we all have ears? Except the blessed ones w/ no ears. ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf. ohhh, how I hath weeped to be deaf. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hope that helps... evey word a classic. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- closing - jolt cola gee, this issue was almost as bad as the last one. someone write for us. please. we only accept 100% BAD t-files. anyway. see ya. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-