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I'll bet they're in the back.. rightttt now.. in the kitchen.. having a conference.. drawin straws.. to see which of them was going to be unlucky enough to servvveeee us" NewbieWaitress "Any drinks you would like?" Fro-Boy "I'd like a black and white milkshake.. heavy on the white" jC " Isn't that.. racist?" Nybar " it's racist if he get heavy on the black to" Fro-boy " Fine.. give me an equality milkshake.. and I'll drink it in harmony" Nybar " Ever notice that.. in ebony and ivory.. the guy is black... and ebony comes first?" jC " Ahh.. I'll have a strawberry milkshake.. and fries" Nybar " and IIII will have a choclate malt milk-thingie. oh.. and I have a question... what.. is .. gok?" jC " Why the hell do you have to ask that?!?!" "Don't answer! and.. this isn't how all of the customers are!" Newbie " god I hope so" Froboy " It's a traditional klingon dish" Nybar " Wasn't it.. some kinda.. lungfish?" jC " yeah whatever" Froboy "Huh.. I bet they fixed it so the new waitress got the job." Nybar jC "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FRIESSS!!!!!!@#$@#$" Nybar " Have you all seen the scene in pulp fiction where they talk about how no one ever robs resteraunts?" jC " Nope" Nybar " YES YOU HAVE@!@#" Froboy " Yea.. we have" Nybar " Well.. I have an idea.. we could enact the dialoge in that scene loud enough so that everyone could hear.. then we would use water pistols to soak everyone! ahh.. then.. we'd drive off reaalllyyy fast in the crab car" Froboy " HHAHAHAHAH@#! No..no.. we would do it in a fire truck!" Nybar " What about in an ambulance?! haahaa.. or in a police car! heehee. Froboy " What does an ambulance have to do with a firetruck?..oh I see.. the sirens" Nybar " Heehee.. A word.. starts with f and ends with k" jC " FIRETRUCK!" Froboy " MUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHq24@#$$!@$" Nybar Froboy " Whats so engaging about jC's food?" Nybar " I'm staring at THAT MAN!@#$" jC " ... Why?" Nybar " Hmm.. to freak him out" Froboy " " Nybar " WOW! I din't think you'd come back!!" NewbieWaitress Nybar Nybar " Can I have some fries?" jC Froboy " So.. gentleman.. we ready?" Nybar " Yeah" jC "Ever notice how no one robs resteraunts?!" Nybar " Yeah.. why is this? Froboy " I DUNNO.. BUT IT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE!" Nybar " OK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!@! NO ONE MOVE OR I'LL SQUIRT EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!$@" ======#@$_@#$+!@++!#)!@_#+#@!@)#_+!@)#!+@_#=================== D O U G H N U T Mew " Do you know what they kall.. a dinosaurs ass in a forin country?" Yip " No.. tell me" Mew " A dinazars poopah!" Yip " HA1!! dats elete." Mew " Yeah.. and to you know how they say.. underwear.. in a forin county?" Yip " Nope man" Mew " Naga!" Yip " So.. if I said.. you fuckin' dinazar's wet poopah thats stuck up his funky old naga.. it would be offensive?" Mew " Ha.. maybe" Yip " Then I better stop saying it!" Mew " HAHAHA!@#" Mew " So.. where the hell is this donut shop anyway?" Yip " FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DON'T KNOW!!!!" Mew " God.. mr. grumpalicous" Yip " Ah... Loaf O Bread nose" Mew " Hmm.. did you hear about Paul Bolinni?" Yip " No.. what about him?" Mew " Huh.. he gave Shirly a foot massage" Yip " So what?" Mew " Shirly is one of Nybar (the god) 's wives!" Yip " So what happened to our friend Paul?" Mew " Nybar threw him out a third story window!" Yip " What?! For giving Shirly a foot massage?! A foot massage don mean nothin'! Mew " Hey.. I given a million she cats a million foot massages .. and every one of em meant something. We didn't say it.. but I knew it.. she knew it.. Nybar knows it, and now, paul knows it." Yip " Hey.. I KNOW about foot massagin.. I got my technique down and everything.. no ticklin.. and a foot massage means nothin! I give my mother a foot massage!" Mew " Would you give ME a foot massage?" Yip " Hey shut up" Mew " Ahh.. CRAP! We're never going to get there anyway, I'm takin us home" Yip " On a totally unrelated but valid topic.. I'm takin shirly out on a date" Mew " WHAT? Without nybar's permission!?!?" Yip " No.. Nybar's gonna be out for the night and he would like for me to show his bitch, shirly, a good time. Like if I was takin my best friend 's wife to the movies." Mew " Yeah.. it's your funeral" - - - THE DATE - - - Yip " Yeah.. I'd like some Fava beans.. with a FINEEEEEEE tiyunti.. " Shirl " And I'll have the 5 dollar milkshake" Yip " Woah... the FIVE DOLLAR milkshake!?!?" Shirl " Yeah.. so..?" Yip " What the hell kinda milkshake is worth 5 dollars !?!?!~# Shirl " An expensive one" Yip " Oh.. of course" Yip " So.. I heard, down the grapevine.. about you and paul bolinni.." Shirl " Does it involve the word that starts with F and ends in k?" Yip " Firetruck? ummm.. no" Shirl " Ok.. tell it" Yip " Well.. it goes that Nybar.. pushed Paul out of a third story window .. for giving you a foot massage" Shirl " Hah.. thats a lie. When you guys get together you make up such nonsense.. " Yip " So what.. really happened?" Shirl " Well.. we had sex.. then I pushed him out a TENTH story window" Yip " Oh.. thats much better" Shirl " I think I have to freshean up" Yip " Ok" Shirl " Wow.. that was fun.. I saw that guys dick. Hey.. my milkshake is here" Yip " And..... my.. what did I order.. oh yeah.. my beans are here." Yip " Hey... can I see what a 5 dollar milkshake tastes like?" Shirl " Knock a republican out" Yip Yip " UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE!!!!" Shirl " And.. how" Yip " WELL.. I'M FINISHED MY BEANS" Shirl " And I am finished my shake" Announcer " And now it's time.. for the famous catslims dance competition! WHO WILL BE FIRST?!" Shirl " US" Yip " Aww.. no" Shirl " Yes" Yip " Ok" Yip Shirl Shirl " Is it safe to snort heroin?" Yip " No" Shirl Yip " Aww... dang oppisite second. Don'ttt.. die on me!" Yip Yip Drugdealer " Hello?" Yip " Hi.. I'm just calling to tell you I'm bringing one of nybar's bitches.. who snorted heroin and passed out.. to come to your place and die.. is that ok by you?" Drugdealer " Yeah.. thats justtttt what I need right now.. by the way.. I'm being sar.." Yip " Ok great" Yip Dealer " Hi yipyip" Yip " umm.. hi.. anykind of treatment for .. whatever happened to her?" Dealer " Yeah. This shot" Dealer Yip " Hey.. now she's dead! now nybar's gonna kill me! and you!" Dealer " Ohh.. and me.. crap" Yip " Well.. we're shit on toast" Shirl " Hey.. I was just kidding" Yip " haahhahaha" Shirl " heehee" Dealer " Not funny" Yip " Ahh.. don't tell nybar about this.. please" Shirl " Ok.. bye then" Yip " Aww.. tell me a joke" Shirl " Ok.. horse walks into a bar.. bartender says.. `Why the long face?!' Yip " OW!" Shirl " Ok.. bye" Yip - - - - Doughnut 2 - - - Yip " The fone is a-ringin" Mew " WAIT!!$#@!# I JUST HAD A VISION!!! IT'S THE DOUGHNUT PEOPLE ON THE LINE!!!" Yip Doughnut people " We have news for you yipyip.. YOUR THE DOUGHNUT MESSIAH! You must go out again.. and FIND THOSE DOUGHNUTS!" Yip " Oh.. I knew it!" Yip " Lets ridddddeeeee" Mew " ahh.. you just killed 6 MORE pedestrians.. and.. there are 15 police people behind us..." Yip " Oh so what.. my messiah sense will guide me" Mew " ahh.. yeah.. speed up" Yip " ok.. here we go" Mew " THERES THE DOUGHNUT SHOP!!! WE MADE IT!!!" Yip " YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yip Mew Yip " Heyy.. white trash." Trash " hey.. I'm white trash.. I Don't have a car.. can I go with you guys?" Yip " uhh.. yeah" Trash " Thanks" Yip " Hey.. trash.. your white trash right?" Trash " Yeah.." Trash Mew " AWwww.. craw.. you killed him man!" Yip " Ahh fuck.. What are the cops gonna do if they see this crap?! You got any friends close ta here man?" Mew " Yeah.. Lawrence.. but I don't think he would appreciate us just coming in with a big sticky mass of white trash in our back seat" Yip " So the hell what.... I'm pullin up at his house" Yip (and mew) Lawry " What the hell is that in your back seat?!?!" Yip " umm.. the remains of some white trash?" Lawry " WHAT THE FUCK!?!? DO YOU SEE A SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN THAT SAYS DEAD, WHITE TRASH STORAGE?!" Mew " Yes" Lawry " How did it look?" Yip " It looked great" Lawry " Thats good.... but if my wife comes home.. in 2 hours.. and finds some gansta BOYEESSS doing alot O gangsta buisness.. she's gonna wanna take sum pics to hang on the fridge.. so you guys have to hurry" Mew " Ok.. I just need to make a few fhone kalls and we'll be ready to leave" Lawry " KoolJmoney" Yip " yeahh.. whatever" Mew " Hello? Nybar? Nybar " Yeah? is dis mewmew..? Mew " Yeah. We're in deep shit.. I got a car with some dead white trash in it....." Nybar " Oh.. thats bad..." Mew " I DON'T NEED `OH.. THATS BAD!!' I NEED `YOU DON NEED TA WORRY YER LARGE DICK.. THE CALVARY IS ON THE WAY!!!' Nybar " hey.. shut up man. Don worry yer dick.. the SQUIRREL is comin" Yip " Woahh.. the squirrel? I don need be worryin" Nybar " Whats da address?" Yip " 271 W DAGhetto" Nybar " Ok.. thats a one hour trip. the squirrel will be there pretty fast" < click> <1 hour later the squirrel arrives> Squirrel " Ok.. I'm going to use my magical powers to make everything allright.. ok.. lets give you 2 some dorky clothes.." Squirrel " Lawrence.. how do they look?" Lawrence " hahah.. they look like a couple of dorks!" Squirrel " HAHAAH!!! Perfect!" Squirrel " Now to take care of the car" - - - - The Golden Kangaroo - - - Nybar " Skill.. is like wineee.. it tastes good" Butch " Ok then.. in the fith round.. my behunky behind goes down" Nybar " Ok good." Butch " Bye then" Butch " Whoops.. Nybar's gonna kill me!" Butch Bitch " I'm going to order a big breakfast and eat like a goooooood lil piggy." Butch " You do that.. oh by the way.. I wanna play with that novelty golden kangaroo we picked up.. ... where is it?" Bitch " Umm.. I forgot it" Butch " I am not happy about this.. but I didn't TELL you to get it.. so I am going back to our old place to get it myself!" Bitch " Be back soon" Butch " Shut up" Butch Butch " !!!" Nybar " OW!" Butch " Your fine" Nybar " Lets fight!" Redneck Zed Redneck Redneck "Wait.. I Sense.. within the day.. my eternal enemy... Yuppie White Trash will die!" Zed " hoowww to celebrate.. hoowww too celebrate.." Redneck " I know! Lets get the gimp and rape these 2!" Zed " Thats SICK!.. lez do it!" Redneck " HEY GIMP!" Zed " Which one first.. which one first.. " Nybar Zed " Ok.. nybar goes first Chipmunkvoice " No! No! BUTCH!" Redneck Gimp Zed Gimp Butch Butch Nybar "Thanks. Now I won't have to kill you!" Butch " Umm.. thats good" - - - THE ANSWER.. TO GOK - -- - Yip " I think.. that after my date with Shirly tonight.. I'll go and.. FIGHT ALIENS.. IN A FAR OFF GALAXY!" Mew " Can I come?" Yip " Sure" Yip " I wonder whats in that suitcase squirrel gave us." jC "EVER NOTICE HOW NO ONE ROBS RESTERAUNTS?!?!" Nybar YEAH, WHY IS THIS?!" Froboy " I DUNNO, BUT IT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE!" Mew Nybar " OK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!~~)#!012# NO ONE MOVE OR I'LL SQUIRT EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!" WussyManager " Hey.. no one here wants to get wet!" jC Manager "AKH! you.. got me" jc " GOT EM!" froboy " OK! I WANT MONEY! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME" Froboy " j0ltCola.. take their wallets!" jC jC " OK! GIMME THAT CASE!!!" Yip " No.. this case is to important" jC " Please?" Yip " ahh.. I'll.. show you whats inside...." Nybar Froboy " Wow.. a traditional klingon dish" Nybar " looks like a lung fish to me.." jC " LETS GET OUTTA HERE!" Froboy " YEAH!!@#@!$!@$#!$@@$#" --------------------------------------------------------------------- EPILOUGE "Thank god that's over." ---------------------------------------------------------------------