ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú ÚÚÚ ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 Û ÚÚÚÚ Ú Ú Ú Ú Û Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. Û Ú Ú Ú Ú Ú Û PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û Ú ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ Û For help and actual info, look elsewhere. Û ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ ÛÛ²²±±°° °°±²±±°° °±²±°° °°±° °°±²²±±° °±°° °°±±²Û²²Û Û²²±±°° °±±°° °±±° °° °±²±° °° °°±±²±Û Û±±°°° °° °°° °±° ° °±±±Û Û±°° ° ° ° °±°Û Û±° °°Û Û°° "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" ° Û Û° "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's Û Û° Û Û Û Û Û Û þ Mail Û Û Û Û Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the Û Û fun. Û Û Û Û Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û Û Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 Û Û ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not Û Û attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling Û Û lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. Û Û Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been Û Û released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have Û Û explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! Û Û Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could Û Û have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was Û Û mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over Û Û the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this Û Û IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU Û Û are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange Û Û Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... Û Û Û Û digital saint Û Û Û Û ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out Û Û of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they Û Û stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote Û Û that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not Û Û granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did Û Û I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your Û Û choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, Û Û why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in Û Û rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the Û Û world. Û Û Û Û 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... Û Û Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 Û Û Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 Û Û Û Û RE: oh how ridiculous Û Û BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 Û Û Û Û Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to Û Û get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and Û Û truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by Û Û Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off Û Û like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really Û Û and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. Û Û Û Û digital saint Û Û Û Û Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER Û Û actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... Û Û Û Û þ Why PUD is the greatest. Û Û Û Û Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have Û Û you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course Û Û this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist Û Û but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other Û Û really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to Û Û another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no Û Û not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention Û Û because I said so? Û Û Û Û þ The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. Û Û Û Û By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR Û Û Û Û Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell Û Û that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I Û Û understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement Û Û my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this Û Û article better for all. Û Û The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not Û Û not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning Û Û on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are Û Û going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself Û Û have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know Û Û it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. Û Û The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or Û Û two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the Û Û store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your Û Û weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing Û Û time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP Û Û feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at Û Û least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep Û Û it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. Û Û If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer Û Û ya lameR? Û Û The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- Û Û ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some Û Û serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that Û Û they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and Û Û uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. Û Û Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. Û Û Û Û þ Divinity. Û Û Û Û No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible Û Û talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. Û Û Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike Û Û for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's Û Û right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. Û Û For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the Û Û best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all Û Û times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. Û Û Û Û þ Editorial. Û Û Û Û "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. Û Û °°°°° Û Û °°° Û Û ÜÜÜÜ°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜßÜ Û Û Û±±±±ß±±±±±±±ßßÜ Üß±±ÞÝ Û Û ÞݱO±±±±±±±±±±±±±ßßß±±±±±Û Û Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Û Û Û Û±±±±Â±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÞÝ Û Û Û±±±±³±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Û Û Û ÞÝÄÄÄÙ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÞÝ Û Û Û±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ÜÜßßßßÜ±Û Û Û ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ß Û Û [Mooga, the Whale] Û Û Û Û Û Û þ Love. Û Û Û Û Have you hugged yourself today? Û Û Û Û þ Mail! Û Û Û Û Send your mail to: Û Û Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 Û Û NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 Û Û fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. Û Û Û Û° °Û Û° ° ° ° °±Û Û±° °° °° ° °° °±²Û Û±±° °±±°° °±°° °° °±±° °°±²²Û Û²±±°° °±²±°°° °±²±±°° °°±° °±²±±° °°±²²ÛÛÛ ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" 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