--SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-- State of unBeing CUMULATiVE INDEX 1994-1996 --SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-SoB-- by I Wish My Name Were Nathan last updated Mon December 30, 1996 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SORTED BY ISSUE ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ --------==============-------- Issue #1 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ RADiATiON CLOUDS? WHAT RADiATiON CLOUDS? Clockwork PULL THE STRiNGS Clockwork POETRiE ------------- STATE OF UNBEiNG Kilgore Trout CiGARETTE DANGLES Kilgore Trout RELAXATiON FOR THE DROWNiNG MAN Clockwork PLEASED WiTH YOUR PAiN Clockwork SiMPLE MELODiOUS DECEPTiON Clockwork FiCTiON ------------- THE TERRiBLE ACT OF DROMM Griphon EPiPHANY I Wish My Name Were Nathan DiRTY WATER Kilgore Trout THE CONTiNUiNG ADVENTURES OF BUNGALO BiLL Phadrous DO THEY BOUNCE? Griphon ERRAND TO RUN I Wish My Name Were Nathan GRiMACE Griphon --------==============-------- Issue #2 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ iT iS ALL PART OF THE ART Clockwork A LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Crux Ansata STATE OF THE UNiON Griphon THE TRiAL OF SAiNT GULiK -- A PARABLE FROM THE BOOK OF GULiK The Reverand Toad THE GRiD IDEOLOGY Hagbard THE RAMBLiNGS OF SURGiO Surgio POETRiE ------------- LOST iN THE ARMS OF DiSCORD Kilgore Trout iNDiFFERENCE Griphon GOD iN A BOX Kilgore Trout SHELL Griphon DRiPPiNG SANiTY Kilgore Trout FiCTiON ------------- THE CONTiNUiNG STORY OF BUNGALO BiLL, PART II Phadrous BOiSE, iDAHO Monty Python FRED AND THE RETARD Dim THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? Kilgore Trout DR. GRAVES AND THE BRAZiLiAN GOLD DiNNER PARTY Griphon DR. GRAVES AND THE Cannabis ROOT DiNNER PARTY John Smith GRiMACE, PART II Griphon CONVERSATiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #3 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ A SHORT PREMiERE TO SOCiALiSM AND DiRECT DEMOCRACY Captain Moonlight RUMMAGiNG THROUGH THE VACANCY OF A MiND Phadrous MASTURBATiON OF THE SENSES Clockwork A RESPONSE TO "A LETTER NEVER SENT, or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS" A-- THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Frater Nemo Est Sanctus THE iMMORTAL SOUL Clockwork POETRiE ------------- LOVE Crux Ansata KNiGHT iN GRAY Clockwork CONFESSiONAL Nemo est Sanctus MESSiAH OF DUST Kilgore Trout TRiP KiTTY the Dancing Messiah SHADES Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes RiNGFiNGER Clockwork A LiGHT WHERE NONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes DiSSENT RISING BENEATH THE MASSES Kilgore Trout SWiNG WiTH ME Clockwork FiCTiON ------------- MiKE DRiSKELL, ACE DETECTiVE: THE CASE OF THE HOWLiNG MONKEY Griphon A TWiSTED TALE or A TALE OF TWO REALiTiES High Lord Spam JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: THE TROPHY CASE Jim JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: AGENT MALCOViCH Jim SHARDS OF iCE KidKnee A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJi ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 1 KidKnee --------==============-------- Issue #4 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ A DEFENSE OF TERRORiSM Bobbi Sands DEAD PRESiDENTS WITH A SiCKLY PALLOR Captain Moonlight TiDBiTS OF PHiLOSOPHY Nomad MARTYR OF THE GRUNGE-FOLK Kilgore Trout POETRiE ------------- BEiNG Griphon DANCERS Crux Ansata WRiTTEN iN THE DARK Griphon FROM HiDiNG Crux Ansata iMMUNiTY Griphon A LOVE POEM Flying Rat's Nostril SHANNON Griphon ANOTHER DEPRESSiNG POEM -- BUT iT'S DEEP I Wish My Name Were Nathan FiCTiON ------------- A DAY iN MY LiFE Chris Wugner DEFiLEMENT Ivy Carson A LOOK BACK I Wish My Name Were Nathan iT BEATS WORKiNG AT JiFFY MART Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- Issue #5 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ PROMOTiONAL Crux Ansata WATCHiNG THE ACCiDENTS Griphon REFLECTiONS ON MAY DAY, 1994 Captain Moonlight NEW Nomad POETRiE ------------- SPiT Azagoth THE SLEEP OF THE GATESMAN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes MADMAN LiKE ME Kilgore Trout BATTLE TALE OF THE OPPRESSED Captain Moonlight DARKNESS AND THE UNFORGiVEN Five Finger Body Count MY FiVE GODS Crux Ansata SAiNT Griphon ODE TO A RAVE The Dancing Messiah SONG OF THE DEAD High Lord Spam BODiLY DYSFUNCTiON Kilgore Trout HEART Nomad MADNESS Five Finger Body Count " " Paradigm WHAT Smack Ruby FiCTiON ------------- COFFEEHOUSE I Wish My Name Were Nathan GRiMACE: PART THREE Griphon iNiTiATiON Nemo est Sanctus A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJI ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 2 KidKnee PEDRO AND THE BULL Griphon HELL Nomad UPON THE SHORES OF TIR NA N'OG Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes THE LAKE High Lord Spam UPON THE WHiTE STEEPLE ORiFiCE Freedom THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARiES Frater Nemo est Sanctus --------==============-------- Issue #6 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ DAMN STRAiGHT I'M MAD AT YOU KidKnee WHY Harlequin ANNiHiLATiON BEYOND NiHiLiSM KidKnee POETRiE ------------- VERSE FOR THE DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE CyberDragon LAST AMERiCAN SWiNGER The Dancing Messiah SELECTED POEMS Harlequin FiCTiON ------------- MiNDSWEEPiNGS Flying Rat's Nostril THE FiRST CHAPTER Harlequin ___ Michael Dee --------==============-------- Issue #7 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ THE BEGGAR CRACKDOWN Captain Moonlight SMILE! I Wish My Name Were Nathan NANOTECHNOLOGY AND ANARCHY Hagbard THiNKEST THOU Mr. Asttct Fasuath ULTiMATUM Linda Thompson MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK Crux Ansata POETRiE ------------- FEVER DREAM Harlequin POP-SOCiAL-PSYCHOLOGY I Wish My Name Were Nathan LOVE Harlequin UNTiTLED #1 Griphon A DYSLEXiC Harlequin UNTiTLED #2 Griphon TiMES LiKE THESE Harlequin UNTiTLED #3 Griphon MURDER OF AN IMAGE I Wish My Name Were Nathan FOR J--- Harlequin FiCTiON ------------- SELF-PiTY Griphon THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? (Part II) Kilgore Trout REQUiEM FOR DEAD SOULS Harlequin --------==============-------- Issue #8 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ TALKING WITH TACHYON Hagbard BUBBA AND JiM BOB GO TO JAiL Captain Moonlight iNTELLiGENCE AGENTS ANONYMOUS Bobbi Sands STARTiNG YOUR VERY OWN CULT Anonymous TiME CAPSULE Hagbard FiCTiON ------------- THE TRAGEDY OF BOBBi SANDS Crux Ansata --------==============-------- Issue #9 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ GENESiS, CHAPTER 2.3 The Reverand Toad BABBLiNGS OF AN iNSOMNiAC I Wish My Name Were Nathan REMEMBER THE UNiTED STEELWORKERS MARTYRS! Captain Moonlight POETRiE ------------- THE DARK MiSTRESS Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes THE HOUSE OF LONG AGO Midnite Scholar CANCEROUS LiFE Kilgore Trout DONA NOBiS PACEM Captain Moonlight SPiT: PART II Azagoth THE iNEViTABLE Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes TORN Midnite Scholar FiCTiON ------------- SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME II: FRUiTS OF A FEATHER Flying Rat's Nostril NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND Crux Ansata THE TWiST Gore BrainRot THE GRAVE-SiDE POOL Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes --------==============-------- Issue #10 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ TO MARS OR BUST Hagbard CHALLENGE Nomad MUSiC The Watcher OUR LiTTLE FRiENDS Nomad A LETTER TO THE WORLD, POSTED ON A TREE Griphon FREE BORN Nomad MASTURBATiON Smack Ruby LABELS Nomad THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP I Wish My Name Were Nathan THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Doorway THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Styx THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Kilgore Trout POETRiE ------------- EMPTY Griphon OCCASiONED BY THE DEATH OF ROBERT BLOCH (1917-1994) Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes 3 FT. Griphon A MEANiNGLESS RHYME Flying Rat's Nostril FiCTiON ------------- TORN FROM A DiARY Crux Ansata JiM AND TANK CLEAN THE ATTiC AND TALK ABOUT iT I Wish My Name Were Nathan A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part I Michael Dee DR. GRAVES AND THE AVANT-GARDE DiNNER PARTY John Smith --------==============-------- Issue #11 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ DEDiCATED TO MiCHAEL COLLiNS Bobbi Sands THE DESTiNY OF LiFE, or HUMANiTY AS A TOOL: AN EXPANSiON ON THE GAiA HYPOTHESiS Hagbard POETRiE ------------- PREFACE Lord Henry Wotton FRANKENSTEiN'S MONSTER Ivy Carson THE SEVEN STRANGERS The Big Thing MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes MERKABAH Nemo Est Sanctus FiCTiON ------------- A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part II Michael Dee JOSEPH TRiES SOMETHiNG NEW I Wish My Name Were Nathan THE PROPHECY Nomad DAN AND PAUL LiVE THROUGH A TORNADO I Wish My Name Were Nathan NO LAUGHiNG MATTER Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- Issue #12 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ ON AN iDEALiSTiC MODEL OF BEAUTY Nemo est Sanctus CHRiSTMAS, 1994 Captain Moonlight MEMOiRS OF BOREDOM Phadrous ON THE STANDiNG OVATiON Nemo est Sanctus POETRiE ------------- DEATH OF NOTHiNG Morrigan LIVING IN DOUBT Thunder BLOOD KidKnee ALWAYS THE WRONG SEASON Morrigan PLASTiC DOLL Ivy Carson APART Morrigan i'M DEAD KidKnee FiCTiON ------------- DEAR DiARY Dirk Russell SEVEN TALES OF SPAM VOLUME III: KiNG BUBBA AND THE KNiGHTS OF THE NOT-QUiTE- ROUND, -SORT-OF-OFF- CENTER-CiRCLE-WiTHOUT-BEiNG-ELLiPSOiD-COFFEE- TABLE, PART I Flying Rat's Nostril LOVE IS THE LAW Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes --------==============-------- Issue #13 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: "Biology, Conspiracy, History" Bobbi Sands 'JAMES CONNOLLY' [1]: ANNOTATED LYRiCS Captain Moonlight WHAT THE HELL?! TOkemASTer BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part I) Captain Moonlight FRAGMENTS FROM THE GOSPEL OF MATTHiAS Nemo est Sanctus GEORGE BUSH -- HiS LiFE AND CRiMES, PART ONE: iN THE BEGiNNiNG Clockwork POETRiE ------------- ALONE Paradigm TEMPTATiON Ivy Carson iNNOCENCE Sir Lizard Guts FiCTiON ------------- THE GOBLiN'S TOWER -- A PARABLE Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes ViCTOR GOES TO THE OFFiCE I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #14 --------==============-------- GUESSED EDiTORiAL I Wish My Name Were Nathan ARTiCLES ------------ KiLL 'EM ALL: THE TRUTH ABOUT AiDS Clockwork PEOPLE? Bluejay SLAVERY AND THE iRiSH RACE Bobbi Sands STANDARD Griphon BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part II) Captain Moonlight SHE Morrigan A BRiEF iNTRODUCTiON TO HiGH SCHOOL I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes FiLTER Griphon RED TOkemASTer A CLEAR BLUE SKY Dirk Russell GUNS ON THE ROOF Captain Moonlight 36 Vlad Tepes FiCTiON ------------- iMMUNE Kilgore Trout THE PROPHECY Nomad YOUR TYPiCAL MONDAY MORNiNG TOkemASTer CONTRAST Griphon THAT WHiCH LiES BEYOND Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes --------==============-------- Issue #15 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ THOUGHTS ON A COFFEE SHOP Nemo est Sanctus AiDS Update Clockwork NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: RECLAiMiNG OUR iDOLS -- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGiANCE Crux Ansata ADiDAS' TRiBUTE TO HiSTORY -- HENRY MONTH Adidas ON NAIVETE IN FICTION, or THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP, PART 2 I Wish My Name Were Nathan SATANiSM AND DECADENCE iN PÄR LAGERKViST'S _THE DWARF_ Crux Ansata POETRiE ------------- THE CHiCKEN-HAWK SWOOPS Not Myself FiCTiON ------------- THE STORYTELLER -- Part I Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- Issue #16 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ AN iNTERViEW WiTH KiLGORE TROUT Mogel LIES, LIES, LAYS I Wish My Name Were Nathan POLITICS, FREEDOM, AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT I Wish My Name Were Nathan A SECOND LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Crux Ansata A CONJECTURAL DiSCOURSE ON HAPPiNESS, ESPECiALLY AS iT RELATES TO THE ViRTUES OF APATHY AND iGNORANCE KidKnee BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part III) Captain Moonlight POETRiE ------------- 3 COMMENTARY HAiKUS FOR H.P.B.'s "VOiCE OF THE SiLENCE" Tejas CRUCiFiXiON Nemo est Sanctus 1 Tejas FiCTiON ------------- THE BEAST WiTHiN Howler in the Shadows GRAVEYARD Crux Ansata --------==============-------- Issue #17 --------==============-------- GUESSED EDiTORiAL Crux Ansata ARTiCLES ------------ CAPiTALiSM & AMERiCA'S DECLiNE Lares et Penates THOUGHTS ON CROM KidKnee CRiME & PUNiSHMENT Lares et Penates THE POLiTiCiZATiON OF THE MiLiTiA Bobbi Sands AUTOMATiON: SUPPLANTiNG THE WORKER Lares et Penates PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN, PULL YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN AND SHAKE iT ALL ABOUT Kilgore Trout i WiSH i WERE A GURU I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- EMPATHY introvert A POEM OF LiFE Dark Gathering HERE i AM Tejas SPECKS The Dancing Messiah WORDS AND PHRASES (July 17, 1975) Tejas FiCTiON ------------- SiTTiNG ON THE TOOLSHED ROOF I Wish My Name Were Nathan A PASSiON PLAY Tull68 A BRiEF ENCOUNTER I Wish My Name Were Nathan NEW BEGiNNiNGS Nomad SUN OUT I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #18 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ iNSiDE JOKES FOR FUN AND PROFiT mogel TESTiCULAR TRAUMA: THOUGHTS OF DESiGNER iMPOSTER BODY SPRAY Drew Feinberg THE NEXT FRONTiER -- A CALL FOR ACTiON Hagbard NEW WORLD ORDER I Wish My Name Were Nathan THE DOWNFALL OF AMERiCAN CONSCiOUSNESS Hagbard EVOLUTiON OF A COWARD I Wish My Name Were Nathan 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 Captain Moonlight FiCTiON ------------- iNTRODUCiNG SCHMELTFiSCH, THE FiRST SHORT JEWiSH ANGSTiTHOLOGiST AND SUPERHERO Michael Sussman FRATER NEMO'S LiBRARY: A MEMOiR Soror Soumis HAFTLING 141732 Captain Moonlight HAFTLING 141732 Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes PiCTURES OF BOBBi Crux Ansata SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME IV Flying Rat's Nostril --------==============-------- Issue #19 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ YOU DiDN'T SEE THiS, RiGHT? I Wish My Name Were Nathan DiSCOURSE ON SOMETHiNG OR ANOTHER Kilgore Trout HiDiNG OUT ON HALLOWEEN: ViDEOS TO EASE THE GUiLT Drew Feinberg FiCTiON ------------- THE ENTRANCE Brandt Ryan HENRY HAS AN ACCiDENT I Wish My Name Were Nathan AND A FEW BECAME WHAT THEY ARE Brandt Ryan i WiSH i WAS AS LUCKY AS THE POPE Kilgore Trout SAM ViSiTS THE UNiVERSiTY I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #20 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ PROLOGUE Lares et Penates THiS TRAiN'S GOiNG OVER! Lloyd Powell TERRORiSM PART i: iNTRODUCTiON AND JUSTiFiCATiON Bobbi Sands POETRiE ------------- LAST THOUGHTS Lares et Penates BEYOND FiNALiTY Lares et Penates FiCTiON ------------- PiZZA-BOY I Wish My Name Were Nathan PREPARATiON Crux Ansata TELL ME A STORY I Wish My Name Were Nathan PARTY HARDY Kilgore Trout ETHAN TAKES A RiDE I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #21 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ THE SOAPBOX Hagbard GOODBYE I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- PiLLBUG Griphon FiCTiON ------------- iNTERViEW WiTH A SERiAL KiLLER Adidas FEAST OF THE iNNOCENT I Wish My Name Were Nathan TWO MEN Griphon LiTHAN, PART 1: "QUESTiONS OF ALL KiNDS" Adidas ETHAN WALKS ON BY I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #22 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ PiSS ON AUSTiN I Wish My Name Were Nathan HERE'S WHAT THE HUMAN RACE CAN DO I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- AND iT NEVER GOES AWAY Sloth HEART SONNET Silverpoint 60 WATT BULB Sloth THAT HOPEFUL EVE OF DAWN (AN EPiC POEM) Ivy Carson DEFENSE I Wish My Name Were Nathan FiCTiON ------------- THE STORY OF SiR RHiSiART; or, OF THE POiSONED GLEN, AND OF THE EVENTS THAT TRANSPiRED THEREiN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes GREY MATTER CHAMPiON Kilgore Trout LiTHAN PART 2: "WHAT NOW, LiTHAN?" Adidas ETHAN TAKES A TRiP I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #23 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ MiND PROBE #1: Kilgore Trout, Smoke Rings and Silly Seriousness Noni Moon ENFORCEMENT OF MORALiTY AND ANARCHiST DiRECT ACTiON Bobbi Sands POETRiE ------------- THE PURPLE BUTTERFLY The Gentleman Who Fell THE EPiC OF iNSANiTY (Part I) Nomad FiCTiON ------------- MUSE Star THE ALiENS COME FOR THE COFFEE Kilgore Trout LiTHAN, PART 3: "THE CONCLUSiON" Adidas LOST MY MARBLES, i DiD Kilgore Trout NO STRINGS ATTACHED I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #24 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ GUiDE TO THE CONSCiENCE OF THE iRREPRESSiBLE YOUTH Roger Abramson MiND PROBE #2: Griphon, Merry Prankster/Zen Bastard Noni Moon POETRiE ------------- NUNTiTLED F. David Horn ZiTGEiST F. David Horn FiCTiON ------------- CONFESSiONAL Nemo est Sanctus iNSPiRE, EXPiRE, CHUG CHUG CHUG I Wish My Name Were Nathan JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD WANTS YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SUBMiT Kilgore Trout WHOA, WHOA, REWiND! I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #25 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ WHY THE REVOLUTiON WiLL FAiL Nemo est Sanctus MiND PROBE #3: I Wish My Name Were Nathan, Irrepressible Youth and Conscience Noni Moon ME Morrigan DADA, NiETZSCHE, AND THE ASCETiC iDEAL I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- AD HOMiNEM Kilgore Trout FiCTiON ------------- POiSONPEN CJ Hooknose REQUiEM OF A DYING BOY Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- Issue #26 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ MiND PROBE #4: Crux Ansata, CiA Spies and Strange Loops Noni Moon HAPPiLY COMMERCiALiZiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 1: THE HiDDEN FACE BEHiND ADVERTiSiNG Belgrave FiCTiON ------------- WE LOVE LEAF I Wish My Name Were Nathan SWEET GOOEY QUEER LOVE I Wish My Name Were Nathan NOSTALGiA, NiHiLiSM I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #27 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ MiND PROBE #4, Part B: Crux Ansata, Political Autobiography in the Bowels of the Apocalypse Culture Complex Noni Moon HAPPiLY COMMERCIALiSiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 2: THE DiCTiON OF MONEY MAKING THROUGH HYPOCRiSY Belgrave WHY THE GOVERNMENT iS AFRAiD OF ENCRYPTiON Demosthenes POETRiE ------------- iN THE MiRROR OF HER EYES Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes FiCTiON ------------- MARSHALL GETS A MiNDFUCK I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #28 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ EVERY CHiLD NEEDS THE MEDiA Clockwork THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Frater Nemo est Sanctus A TREATiSE ON CHAOS PENETRATiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan SLiNG THAT BANDWiDTH, PART I Clockwork MiND PROBE #5: Hagbard Noni Moon FiCTiON ------------- ROY AND KiM RUN A HiGH-SCHOOL PHONE-SEX SERViCE I Wish My Name Were Nathan A WORKiNG MAN CAN BE A HAPPY MAN, BUT AN AIMLESS MAN IS FREE Kilgore Trout CATCH A SIGNAL, CATCH A COLD, CATCH A MOVIE I Wish My Name Were Nathan WASTED TiME I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #29 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ JUST SAY NO TO BAPTiST COLLEGES Kilgore Trout POETRiE ------------- JUNE-JULY '96 I Wish My Name Were Nathan FiCTiON ------------- AS HE SAT Nemo est Sanctus REMEMBERiNG DiSMEMBERMENT Kilgore Trout ETHAN iN LiMBO: REFLECTiON AND RESURRECTiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #30 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ MiND PROBE #6: Clockwork, Gut Feelings and Immigrant Savior Noni Moon WHY NOT TO VOTE I Wish My Name Were Nathan THE ESSENCE OF MY EXiSTENCE Clockwork CYNiCiSM -- REViVALiSM I Wish My Name Were Nathan POETRiE ------------- THE OTHERREALM DeMoN FiCTiON ------------- SANiTY Morrigan THE ANGEL Nemo est Sanctus ANOTHER HORSE DREAMER'S BLUES Morrigan THE INEXPLICABLE, CLEARLY EXPLAINED I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- Issue #31 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ MiND PROBE #7: Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes, Liminality, and the Weird Tale Noni Moon AN ELECTiON 1996 RETROSPECTiVE, or, WHY THE ANARCHiST VOTED THEOCRATiC Crux Ansata SOCiAL FABRiCATiON Belgrave POETRiE ------------- THE DRAGON StormChaser DON'T STOP SWAYiNG StormChaser FiCTiON ------------- GREECE Crux Ansata PEAS ON EARTH Clockwork MENTAL MALPRACTiCE Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- Issue #32 --------==============-------- EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout ARTiCLES ------------ REMEMBERiNG iNTROVERT Cybermage AD MEMORiAM: iNTROVERT Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes A GENERAL CRiTiQUE OF THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM iN THE USA Water Damage THE ALL-AMERICAN BRAIN I Wish My Name Were Nathan THE CRiTiCAL CRUX Crux Ansata FLU EPIDEMIC '96 I Wish My Name Were Nathan, M.D. MY AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD Clockwork POETRiE ------------- THE HOLOCAUST OF MAN StormChaser THiS WORLD iS NOT RiGHT StormChaser FiCTiON ------------- WEEK OF DAZE Kilgore Trout ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SORTED BY TITLE ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ EDiTORiALS ------------ EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 1) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 2) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 3) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 4) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 5) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 6) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 7) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 8) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (# 9) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#10) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#11) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#12) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#13) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#15) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#16) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#18) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#19) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#20) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#21) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#22) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#23) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#24) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#25) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#26) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#27) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#28) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#29) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#30) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#31) EDiTORiAL Kilgore Trout (#32) GUESSED EDiTORiAL I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#14) GUESSED EDiTORiAL Crux Ansata (#17) ARTiCLES ------------ AD MEMORiAM: iNTROVERT Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#32) ADiDAS' TRiBUTE TO HiSTORY -- HENRY MONTH Adidas (#15) AiDS Update Clockwork (#15) THE ALL-AMERICAN BRAIN I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#32) AN ELECTiON 1996 RETROSPECTiVE, or, WHY THE ANARCHiST VOTED THEOCRATiC Crux Ansata (#31) AN iNTERViEW WiTH KiLGORE TROUT Mogel (#16) ANNiHiLATiON BEYOND NiHiLiSM KidKnee (# 6) AUTOMATiON: SUPPLANTiNG THE WORKER Lares et Penates (#17) BABBLiNGS OF AN iNSOMNiAC I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 9) THE BEGGAR CRACKDOWN Captain Moonlight (# 7) BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part I) Captain Moonlight (#13) BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part II) Captain Moonlight (#14) BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part III) Captain Moonlight (#16) A BRiEF iNTRODUCTiON TO HiGH SCHOOL I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#14) BUBBA AND JiM BOB GO TO JAiL Captain Moonlight (# 8) CAPiTALiSM & AMERiCA'S DECLiNE Lares et Penates (#17) CHALLENGE Nomad (#10) CHRiSTMAS, 1994 Captain Moonlight (#12) THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Frater Nemo Est Sanctus (# 3) THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Frater Nemo est Sanctus (#28) A CONJECTURAL DiSCOURSE ON HAPPiNESS, ESPECiALLY AS iT RELATES TO THE ViRTUES OF APATHY AND iGNORANCE KidKnee (#16) CRiME & PUNiSHMENT Lares et Penates (#17) THE CRiTiCAL CRUX Crux Ansata (#32) CYNiCiSM -- REViVALiSM I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#30) DADA, NiETZSCHE, AND THE ASCETiC iDEAL I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#25) DAMN STRAiGHT I'M MAD AT YOU KidKnee (# 6) DEAD PRESiDENTS WITH A SiCKLY PALLOR Captain Moonlight (# 4) DEDiCATED TO MiCHAEL COLLiNS Bobbi Sands (#11) A DEFENSE OF TERRORiSM Bobbi Sands (# 4) THE DESTiNY OF LiFE, or HUMANiTY AS A TOOL: AN EXPANSiON ON THE GAiA HYPOTHESiS Hagbard (#11) DiSCOURSE ON SOMETHiNG OR ANOTHER Kilgore Trout (#19) THE DOWNFALL OF AMERiCAN CONSCiOUSNESS Hagbard (#18) ENFORCEMENT OF MORALiTY AND ANARCHiST DiRECT ACTiON Bobbi Sands (#23) THE ESSENCE OF MY EXiSTENCE Clockwork (#30) EVERY CHiLD NEEDS THE MEDiA Clockwork (#28) EVOLUTiON OF A COWARD I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#18) FLU EPIDEMIC '96 I Wish My Name Were Nathan, M.D. (#32) FRAGMENTS FROM THE GOSPEL OF MATTHiAS Nemo est Sanctus (#13) FREE BORN Nomad (#10) A GENERAL CRiTiQUE OF THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM iN THE USA Water Damage (#32) GENESiS, CHAPTER 2.3 The Reverand Toad (# 9) GEORGE BUSH -- HiS LiFE AND CRiMES, PART ONE: iN THE BEGiNNiNG Clockwork (#13) GOODBYE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#21) THE GRiD IDEOLOGY Hagbard (# 2) GUiDE TO THE CONSCiENCE OF THE iRREPRESSiBLE YOUTH Roger Abramson (#24) HAPPiLY COMMERCIALiSiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 2: THE DiCTiON OF MONEY MAKING THROUGH HYPOCRiSY Belgrave (#27) HAPPiLY COMMERCiALiZiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 1: THE HiDDEN FACE BEHiND ADVERTiSiNG Belgrave (#26) HERE'S WHAT THE HUMAN RACE CAN DO I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22) HiDiNG OUT ON HALLOWEEN: ViDEOS TO EASE THE GUiLT Drew Feinberg (#19) i WiSH i WERE A GURU I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#17) THE iMMORTAL SOUL Clockwork (# 3) iNSiDE JOKES FOR FUN AND PROFiT mogel (#18) iNTELLiGENCE AGENTS ANONYMOUS Bobbi Sands (# 8) iT iS ALL PART OF THE ART Clockwork (# 2) 'JAMES CONNOLLY' [1]: ANNOTATED LYRiCS Captain Moonlight (#13) JUST SAY NO TO BAPTiST COLLEGES Kilgore Trout (#29) KiLL 'EM ALL: THE TRUTH ABOUT AiDS Clockwork (#14) LABELS Nomad (#10) A LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Crux Ansata (# 2) A LETTER TO THE WORLD, POSTED ON A TREE Griphon (#10) LIES, LIES, LAYS I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#16) MARTYR OF THE GRUNGE-FOLK Kilgore Trout (# 4) MASTURBATiON Smack Ruby (#10) MASTURBATiON OF THE SENSES Clockwork (# 3) ME Morrigan (#25) MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK Crux Ansata (# 7) MEMOiRS OF BOREDOM Phadrous (#12) MiND PROBE #1: Kilgore Trout, Smoke Rings and Silly Seriousness Noni Moon (#23) MiND PROBE #2: Griphon, Merry Prankster/Zen Bastard Noni Moon (#24) MiND PROBE #3: I Wish My Name Were Nathan, Irrepressible Youth and Conscience Noni Moon (#25) MiND PROBE #4, Part B: Crux Ansata, Political Autobiography in the Bowels of the Apocalypse Culture Complex Noni Moon (#27) MiND PROBE #4: Crux Ansata, CiA Spies and Strange Loops Noni Moon (#26) MiND PROBE #5: Hagbard Noni Moon (#28) MiND PROBE #6: Clockwork, Gut Feelings and Immigrant Savior Noni Moon (#30) MiND PROBE #7: Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes, Liminality, and the Weird Tale Noni Moon (#31) MUSiC The Watcher (#10) MY AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD Clockwork (#32) NANOTECHNOLOGY AND ANARCHY Hagbard (# 7) NEW Nomad (# 5) NEW WORLD ORDER I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#18) THE NEXT FRONTiER -- A CALL FOR ACTiON Hagbard (#18) NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: "Biology, Conspiracy, History" Bobbi Sands (#13) NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: RECLAiMiNG OUR iDOLS -- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGiANCE Crux Ansata (#15) ON AN iDEALiSTiC MODEL OF BEAUTY Nemo est Sanctus (#12) ON NAIVETE IN FICTION, or THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP, PART 2 I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#15) ON THE STANDiNG OVATiON Nemo est Sanctus (#12) OUR LiTTLE FRiENDS Nomad (#10) PEOPLE? Bluejay (#14) PiSS ON AUSTiN I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22) THE POLiTiCiZATiON OF THE MiLiTiA Bobbi Sands (#17) POLITICS, FREEDOM, AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#16) THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Doorway (#10) THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#10) THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Kilgore Trout (#10) THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Styx (#10) PROLOGUE Lares et Penates (#20) PROMOTiONAL Crux Ansata (# 5) PULL THE STRiNGS Clockwork (# 1) PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN, PULL YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN AND SHAKE iT ALL ABOUT Kilgore Trout (#17) RADiATiON CLOUDS? WHAT RADiATiON CLOUDS? Clockwork (# 1) THE RAMBLiNGS OF SURGiO Surgio (# 2) REFLECTiONS ON MAY DAY, 1994 Captain Moonlight (# 5) REMEMBER THE UNiTED STEELWORKERS MARTYRS! Captain Moonlight (# 9) REMEMBERiNG iNTROVERT Cybermage (#32) A RESPONSE TO "A LETTER NEVER SENT, or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS" A-- (# 3) RUMMAGiNG THROUGH THE VACANCY OF A MiND Phadrous (# 3) SATANiSM AND DECADENCE iN PÄR LAGERKViST'S _THE DWARF_ Crux Ansata (#15) A SECOND LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Crux Ansata (#16) SHE Morrigan (#14) A SHORT PREMiERE TO SOCiALiSM AND DiRECT DEMOCRACY Captain Moonlight (# 3) SLAVERY AND THE iRiSH RACE Bobbi Sands (#14) SLiNG THAT BANDWiDTH, PART I Clockwork (#28) SMILE! I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 7) THE SOAPBOX Hagbard (#21) SOCiAL FABRiCATiON Belgrave (#31) STANDARD Griphon (#14) STARTiNG YOUR VERY OWN CULT Anonymous (# 8) STATE OF THE UNiON Griphon (# 2) TALKING WITH TACHYON Hagbard (# 8) 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 Captain Moonlight (#18) TERRORiSM PART i: iNTRODUCTiON AND JUSTiFiCATiON Bobbi Sands (#20) TESTiCULAR TRAUMA: THOUGHTS OF DESiGNER iMPOSTER BODY SPRAY Drew Feinberg (#18) THiNKEST THOU Mr. Asttct Fasuath (# 7) THiS TRAiN'S GOiNG OVER! Lloyd Powell (#20) THOUGHTS ON A COFFEE SHOP Nemo est Sanctus (#15) THOUGHTS ON CROM KidKnee (#17) TiDBiTS OF PHiLOSOPHY Nomad (# 4) TiME CAPSULE Hagbard (# 8) TO MARS OR BUST Hagbard (#10) A TREATiSE ON CHAOS PENETRATiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#28) THE TRiAL OF SAiNT GULiK -- A PARABLE FROM THE BOOK OF GULiK The Reverand Toad (# 2) ULTiMATUM Linda Thompson (# 7) WATCHiNG THE ACCiDENTS Griphon (# 5) WHAT THE HELL?! TOkemASTer (#13) WHY Harlequin (# 6) WHY NOT TO VOTE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#30) WHY THE GOVERNMENT iS AFRAiD OF ENCRYPTiON Demosthenes (#27) WHY THE REVOLUTiON WiLL FAiL Nemo est Sanctus (#25) YOU DiDN'T SEE THiS, RiGHT? I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#19) POETRiE ------------- " " Paradigm (# 5) 36 Vlad Tepes (#14) 1 Tejas (#16) AD HOMiNEM Kilgore Trout (#25) ALONE Paradigm (#13) ALWAYS THE WRONG SEASON Morrigan (#12) AND iT NEVER GOES AWAY Sloth (#22) ANOTHER DEPRESSiNG POEM -- BUT iT'S DEEP I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 4) APART Morrigan (#12) BATTLE TALE OF THE OPPRESSED Captain Moonlight (# 5) BEiNG Griphon (# 4) BEYOND FiNALiTY Lares et Penates (#20) BLOOD KidKnee (#12) BODiLY DYSFUNCTiON Kilgore Trout (# 5) CANCEROUS LiFE Kilgore Trout (# 9) THE CHiCKEN-HAWK SWOOPS Not Myself (#15) CiGARETTE DANGLES Kilgore Trout (# 1) A CLEAR BLUE SKY Dirk Russell (#14) 3 COMMENTARY HAiKUS FOR H.P.B.'s "VOiCE OF THE SiLENCE" Tejas (#16) CONFESSiONAL Nemo est Sanctus (# 3) CRUCiFiXiON Nemo est Sanctus (#16) DANCERS Crux Ansata (# 4) THE DARK MiSTRESS Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 9) DARKNESS AND THE UNFORGiVEN Five Finger Body Count (# 5) DEATH OF NOTHiNG Morrigan (#12) DEFENSE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22) DiSSENT RISING BENEATH THE MASSES Kilgore Trout (# 3) DON'T STOP SWAYiNG StormChaser (#31) DONA NOBiS PACEM Captain Moonlight (# 9) THE DRAGON StormChaser (#31) DRiPPiNG SANiTY Kilgore Trout (# 2) A DYSLEXiC Harlequin (# 7) EMPATHY introvert (#17) EMPTY Griphon (#10) THE EPiC OF iNSANiTY (Part I) Nomad (#23) FEVER DREAM Harlequin (# 7) FiLTER Griphon (#14) FOR J--- Harlequin (# 7) FRANKENSTEiN'S MONSTER Ivy Carson (#11) FROM HiDiNG Crux Ansata (# 4) 3 FT. Griphon (#10) GOD iN A BOX Kilgore Trout (# 2) GUNS ON THE ROOF Captain Moonlight (#14) HEART Nomad (# 5) HEART SONNET Silverpoint (#22) HERE i AM Tejas (#17) THE HOLOCAUST OF MAN StormChaser (#32) THE HOUSE OF LONG AGO Midnite Scholar (# 9) i'M DEAD KidKnee (#12) iMMUNiTY Griphon (# 4) iN THE MiRROR OF HER EYES Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#27) iNDiFFERENCE Griphon (# 2) THE iNEViTABLE Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 9) iNNOCENCE Sir Lizard Guts (#13) JUNE-JULY '96 I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#29) KNiGHT iN GRAY Clockwork (# 3) LAST AMERiCAN SWiNGER The Dancing Messiah (# 6) LAST THOUGHTS Lares et Penates (#20) A LiGHT WHERE NONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 3) LIVING IN DOUBT Thunder (#12) LOST iN THE ARMS OF DiSCORD Kilgore Trout (# 2) LOVE Crux Ansata (# 3) LOVE Harlequin (# 7) A LOVE POEM Flying Rat's Nostril (# 4) MADMAN LiKE ME Kilgore Trout (# 5) MADNESS Five Finger Body Count (# 5) A MEANiNGLESS RHYME Flying Rat's Nostril (#10) MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#11) MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#14) MERKABAH Nemo Est Sanctus (#11) MESSiAH OF DUST Kilgore Trout (# 3) MURDER OF AN IMAGE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 7) MY FiVE GODS Crux Ansata (# 5) NUNTiTLED F. David Horn (#24) OCCASiONED BY THE DEATH OF ROBERT BLOCH (1917-1994) Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#10) ODE TO A RAVE The Dancing Messiah (# 5) THE OTHERREALM DeMoN (#30) PiLLBUG Griphon (#21) PLASTiC DOLL Ivy Carson (#12) PLEASED WiTH YOUR PAiN Clockwork (# 1) A POEM OF LiFE Dark Gathering (#17) POP-SOCiAL-PSYCHOLOGY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 7) PREFACE Lord Henry Wotton (#11) THE PURPLE BUTTERFLY The Gentleman Who Fell (#23) RED TOkemASTer (#14) RELAXATiON FOR THE DROWNiNG MAN Clockwork (# 1) RiNGFiNGER Clockwork (# 3) SAiNT Griphon (# 5) SELECTED POEMS Harlequin (# 6) THE SEVEN STRANGERS The Big Thing (#11) SHADES Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 3) SHANNON Griphon (# 4) SHELL Griphon (# 2) SiMPLE MELODiOUS DECEPTiON Clockwork (# 1) THE SLEEP OF THE GATESMAN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 5) SONG OF THE DEAD High Lord Spam (# 5) SPECKS The Dancing Messiah (#17) SPiT Azagoth (# 5) SPiT: PART II Azagoth (# 9) STATE OF UNBEiNG Kilgore Trout (# 1) SWiNG WiTH ME Clockwork (# 3) TEMPTATiON Ivy Carson (#13) THAT HOPEFUL EVE OF DAWN (AN EPiC POEM) Ivy Carson (#22) THiS WORLD iS NOT RiGHT StormChaser (#32) TiMES LiKE THESE Harlequin (# 7) TORN Midnite Scholar (# 9) TRiP KiTTY the Dancing Messiah (# 3) UNTiTLED #1 Griphon (# 7) UNTiTLED #2 Griphon (# 7) UNTiTLED #3 Griphon (# 7) VERSE FOR THE DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE CyberDragon (# 6) 60 WATT BULB Sloth (#22) WHAT Smack Ruby (# 5) WORDS AND PHRASES (July 17, 1975) Tejas (#17) WRiTTEN iN THE DARK Griphon (# 4) ZiTGEiST F. David Horn (#24) FiCTiON ------------- ___ Michael Dee (# 6) THE ALiENS COME FOR THE COFFEE Kilgore Trout (#23) AND A FEW BECAME WHAT THEY ARE Brandt Ryan (#19) THE ANGEL Nemo est Sanctus (#30) ANOTHER HORSE DREAMER'S BLUES Morrigan (#30) AS HE SAT Nemo est Sanctus (#29) THE BEAST WiTHiN Howler in the Shadows (#16) BOiSE, iDAHO Monty Python (# 2) A BRiEF ENCOUNTER I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#17) CATCH A SIGNAL, CATCH A COLD, CATCH A MOVIE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#28) COFFEEHOUSE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 5) CONFESSiONAL Nemo est Sanctus (#24) THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARiES Frater Nemo est Sanctus (# 5) THE CONTiNUiNG ADVENTURES OF BUNGALO BiLL Phadrous (# 1) THE CONTiNUiNG STORY OF BUNGALO BiLL, PART II Phadrous (# 2) CONTRAST Griphon (#14) CONVERSATiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 2) DAN AND PAUL LiVE THROUGH A TORNADO I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#11) A DAY iN MY LiFE Chris Wugner (# 4) DEAR DiARY Dirk Russell (#12) DEFiLEMENT Ivy Carson (# 4) THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? Kilgore Trout (# 2) THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? (Part II) Kilgore Trout (# 7) DiRTY WATER Kilgore Trout (# 1) DO THEY BOUNCE? Griphon (# 1) DR. GRAVES AND THE AVANT-GARDE DiNNER PARTY John Smith (#10) DR. GRAVES AND THE BRAZiLiAN GOLD DiNNER PARTY Griphon (# 2) DR. GRAVES AND THE Cannabis ROOT DiNNER PARTY John Smith (# 2) THE ENTRANCE Brandt Ryan (#19) EPiPHANY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 1) ERRAND TO RUN I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 1) ETHAN iN LiMBO: REFLECTiON AND RESURRECTiON I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#29) ETHAN TAKES A RiDE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#20) ETHAN TAKES A TRiP I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#22) ETHAN WALKS ON BY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#21) FEAST OF THE iNNOCENT I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#21) THE FiRST CHAPTER Harlequin (# 6) FRED AND THE RETARD Dim (# 2) THE GOBLiN'S TOWER -- A PARABLE Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#13) THE GRAVE-SiDE POOL Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 9) GRAVEYARD Crux Ansata (#16) GREECE Crux Ansata (#31) GREY MATTER CHAMPiON Kilgore Trout (#22) GRiMACE Griphon (# 1) GRiMACE, PART II Griphon (# 2) GRiMACE: PART THREE Griphon (# 5) HAFTLING 141732 Captain Moonlight (#18) HAFTLING 141732 Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#18) HELL Nomad (# 5) HENRY HAS AN ACCiDENT I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#19) i WiSH i WAS AS LUCKY AS THE POPE Kilgore Trout (#19) iMMUNE Kilgore Trout (#14) THE INEXPLICABLE, CLEARLY EXPLAINED I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#30) iNiTiATiON Nemo est Sanctus (# 5) iNSPiRE, EXPiRE, CHUG CHUG CHUG I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#24) iNTERViEW WiTH A SERiAL KiLLER Adidas (#21) iNTRODUCiNG SCHMELTFiSCH, THE FiRST SHORT JEWiSH ANGSTiTHOLOGiST AND SUPERHERO Michael Sussman (#18) iT BEATS WORKiNG AT JiFFY MART Kilgore Trout (# 4) JiM AND TANK CLEAN THE ATTiC AND TALK ABOUT iT I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#10) JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: AGENT MALCOViCH Jim (# 3) JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: THE TROPHY CASE Jim (# 3) JOSEPH TRiES SOMETHiNG NEW I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#11) JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD WANTS YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SUBMiT Kilgore Trout (#24) THE LAKE High Lord Spam (# 5) LiTHAN PART 2: "WHAT NOW, LiTHAN?" Adidas (#22) LiTHAN, PART 1: "QUESTiONS OF ALL KiNDS" Adidas (#21) LiTHAN, PART 3: "THE CONCLUSiON" Adidas (#23) A LOOK BACK I Wish My Name Were Nathan (# 4) LOST MY MARBLES, i DiD Kilgore Trout (#23) LOVE IS THE LAW Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#12) MARSHALL GETS A MiNDFUCK I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#27) MENTAL MALPRACTiCE Kilgore Trout (#31) MiKE DRiSKELL, ACE DETECTiVE: THE CASE OF THE HOWLiNG MONKEY Griphon (# 3) MiNDSWEEPiNGS Flying Rat's Nostril (# 6) MUSE Star (#23) FRATER NEMO'S LiBRARY: A MEMOiR Soror Soumis (#18) NEW BEGiNNiNGS Nomad (#17) NO LAUGHiNG MATTER Kilgore Trout (#11) NO STRINGS ATTACHED I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#23) NOSTALGiA, NiHiLiSM I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#26) NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND Crux Ansata (# 9) PARTY HARDY Kilgore Trout (#20) A PASSiON PLAY Tull68 (#17) PEAS ON EARTH Clockwork (#31) PEDRO AND THE BULL Griphon (# 5) PiCTURES OF BOBBi Crux Ansata (#18) PiZZA-BOY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#20) POiSONPEN CJ Hooknose (#25) A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part I Michael Dee (#10) A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part II Michael Dee (#11) PREPARATiON Crux Ansata (#20) THE PROPHECY Nomad (#11) THE PROPHECY Nomad (#14) REMEMBERiNG DiSMEMBERMENT Kilgore Trout (#29) REQUiEM FOR DEAD SOULS Harlequin (# 7) REQUiEM OF A DYING BOY Kilgore Trout (#25) ROY AND KiM RUN A HiGH-SCHOOL PHONE-SEX SERViCE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#28) SAM ViSiTS THE UNiVERSiTY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#19) SANiTY Morrigan (#30) SELF-PiTY Griphon (# 7) SEVEN TALES OF SPAM VOLUME III: KiNG BUBBA AND THE KNiGHTS OF THE NOT-QUiTE- ROUND, -SORT- OF-OFF-CENTER-CiRCLE-WiTHOUT-BEiNG- ELLiPSOiD-COFFEE-TABLE, PART I Flying Rat's Nostril (#12) SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME II: FRUiTS OF A FEATHER Flying Rat's Nostril (# 9) SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME IV Flying Rat's Nostril (#18) SHARDS OF iCE KidKnee (# 3) SiTTiNG ON THE TOOLSHED ROOF I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#17) A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJi ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 1 KidKnee (# 3) A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJI ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 2 KidKnee (# 5) THE STORY OF SiR RHiSiART; or, OF THE POiSONED GLEN, AND OF THE EVENTS THAT TRANSPiRED THEREiN Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#22) THE STORYTELLER -- Part I Kilgore Trout (#15) SUN OUT I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#17) SWEET GOOEY QUEER LOVE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#26) TELL ME A STORY I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#20) THE TERRiBLE ACT OF DROMM Griphon (# 1) THAT WHiCH LiES BEYOND Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (#14) TORN FROM A DiARY Crux Ansata (#10) THE TRAGEDY OF BOBBi SANDS Crux Ansata (# 8) THE TWiST Gore BrainRot (# 9) A TWiSTED TALE or A TALE OF TWO REALiTiES High Lord Spam (# 3) TWO MEN Griphon (#21) UPON THE SHORES OF TIR NA N'OG Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes (# 5) UPON THE WHiTE STEEPLE ORiFiCE Freedom (# 5) ViCTOR GOES TO THE OFFiCE I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#13) WASTED TiME I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#28) WE LOVE LEAF I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#26) WEEK OF DAZE Kilgore Trout (#32) WHOA, WHOA, REWiND! I Wish My Name Were Nathan (#24) A WORKiNG MAN CAN BE A HAPPY MAN, BUT AN AIMLESS MAN IS FREE Kilgore Trout (#28) YOUR TYPiCAL MONDAY MORNiNG TOkemASTer (#14) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SORTED BY AUTHOR ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ --------==============-------- A-- --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- A RESPONSE TO "A LETTER NEVER SENT, or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS" Issue # 3 --------==============-------- Adidas --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- ADiDAS' TRiBUTE TO HiSTORY -- HENRY MONTH Issue #15 FiCTiON ------- iNTERViEW WiTH A SERiAL KiLLER Issue #21 LiTHAN, PART 1: "QUESTiONS OF ALL KiNDS" Issue #21 LiTHAN PART 2: "WHAT NOW, LiTHAN?" Issue #22 LiTHAN, PART 3: "THE CONCLUSiON" Issue #23 --------==============-------- Anonymous --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- STARTiNG YOUR VERY OWN CULT Issue # 8 --------==============-------- Azagoth --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- SPiT Issue # 5 SPiT: PART II Issue # 9 --------==============-------- Belgrave --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- HAPPiLY COMMERCiALiZiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 1: THE HiDDEN FACE BEHiND ADVERTiSiNG Issue #26 HAPPiLY COMMERCIALiSiNG EVERYTHiNG, PART 2: THE DiCTiON OF MONEY MAKING THROUGH HYPOCRiSY Issue #27 SOCiAL FABRiCATiON Issue #31 --------==============-------- The Big Thing --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- THE SEVEN STRANGERS Issue #11 --------==============-------- Bluejay --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- PEOPLE? Issue #14 --------==============-------- Bobbi Sands --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- A DEFENSE OF TERRORiSM Issue # 4 iNTELLiGENCE AGENTS ANONYMOUS Issue # 8 DEDiCATED TO MiCHAEL COLLiNS Issue #11 NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: "Biology, Conspiracy, History" Issue #13 SLAVERY AND THE iRiSH RACE Issue #14 THE POLiTiCiZATiON OF THE MiLiTiA Issue #17 TERRORiSM PART i: iNTRODUCTiON AND JUSTiFiCATiON Issue #20 ENFORCEMENT OF MORALiTY AND ANARCHiST DiRECT ACTiON Issue #23 --------==============-------- Brandt Ryan --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- AND A FEW BECAME WHAT THEY ARE Issue #19 THE ENTRANCE Issue #19 --------==============-------- Captain Moonlight --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- A SHORT PREMiERE TO SOCiALiSM AND DiRECT DEMOCRACY Issue # 3 DEAD PRESiDENTS WITH A SiCKLY PALLOR Issue # 4 REFLECTiONS ON MAY DAY, 1994 Issue # 5 THE BEGGAR CRACKDOWN Issue # 7 BUBBA AND JiM BOB GO TO JAiL Issue # 8 REMEMBER THE UNiTED STEELWORKERS MARTYRS! Issue # 9 CHRiSTMAS, 1994 Issue #12 BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part I) Issue #13 'JAMES CONNOLLY' [1]: ANNOTATED LYRiCS Issue #13 BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part II) Issue #14 BLOOD ON THE STREETS: EVERYMAN'S GUiDE TO GUERRiLLA WARFARE (Part III) Issue #16 'A TERRiBLE BEAUTY iS BORN': THE iRiSH EASTER RiSiNG OF 1916 Issue #18 POETRiE ------- BATTLE TALE OF THE OPPRESSED Issue # 5 DONA NOBiS PACEM Issue # 9 GUNS ON THE ROOF Issue #14 FiCTiON ------- HAFTLING 141732 Issue #18 --------==============-------- Chris Wugner --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- A DAY iN MY LiFE Issue # 4 --------==============-------- CJ Hooknose --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- POiSONPEN Issue #25 --------==============-------- Clockwork --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- PULL THE STRiNGS Issue # 1 RADiATiON CLOUDS? WHAT RADiATiON CLOUDS? Issue # 1 iT iS ALL PART OF THE ART Issue # 2 THE iMMORTAL SOUL Issue # 3 MASTURBATiON OF THE SENSES Issue # 3 GEORGE BUSH -- HiS LiFE AND CRiMES, PART ONE: iN THE BEGiNNiNG Issue #13 KiLL 'EM ALL: THE TRUTH ABOUT AiDS Issue #14 AiDS Update Issue #15 EVERY CHiLD NEEDS THE MEDiA Issue #28 SLiNG THAT BANDWiDTH, PART I Issue #28 THE ESSENCE OF MY EXiSTENCE Issue #30 MY AMERiCAN HOUSEHOLD Issue #32 POETRiE ------- PLEASED WiTH YOUR PAiN Issue # 1 RELAXATiON FOR THE DROWNiNG MAN Issue # 1 SiMPLE MELODiOUS DECEPTiON Issue # 1 KNiGHT iN GRAY Issue # 3 RiNGFiNGER Issue # 3 SWiNG WiTH ME Issue # 3 FiCTiON ------- PEAS ON EARTH Issue #31 --------==============-------- Crux Ansata --------==============-------- EDiTORiALS ---------- GUESSED EDiTORiAL Issue #17 ARTiCLES -------- A LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Issue # 2 PROMOTiONAL Issue # 5 MEDiTATiONS: LiVE FROM NEW YORK Issue # 7 NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND: RECLAiMiNG OUR iDOLS -- THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGiANCE Issue #15 SATANiSM AND DECADENCE iN PÄR LAGERKViST'S _THE DWARF_ Issue #15 A SECOND LETTER NEVER SENT or ALL i'D SAY iF i BUT HAD THE WORDS Issue #16 AN ELECTiON 1996 RETROSPECTiVE, or, WHY THE ANARCHiST VOTED THEOCRATiC Issue #31 THE CRiTiCAL CRUX Issue #32 POETRiE ------- LOVE Issue # 3 DANCERS Issue # 4 FROM HiDiNG Issue # 4 MY FiVE GODS Issue # 5 FiCTiON ------- THE TRAGEDY OF BOBBi SANDS Issue # 8 NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND Issue # 9 TORN FROM A DiARY Issue #10 GRAVEYARD Issue #16 PiCTURES OF BOBBi Issue #18 PREPARATiON Issue #20 GREECE Issue #31 --------==============-------- CyberDragon --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- VERSE FOR THE DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE Issue # 6 --------==============-------- Cybermage --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- REMEMBERiNG iNTROVERT Issue #32 --------==============-------- the Dancing Messiah --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- TRiP KiTTY Issue # 3 ODE TO A RAVE Issue # 5 LAST AMERiCAN SWiNGER Issue # 6 SPECKS Issue #17 --------==============-------- Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- AD MEMORiAM: iNTROVERT Issue #32 POETRiE ------- A LiGHT WHERE NONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN Issue # 3 SHADES Issue # 3 THE SLEEP OF THE GATESMAN Issue # 5 THE DARK MiSTRESS Issue # 9 THE iNEViTABLE Issue # 9 OCCASiONED BY THE DEATH OF ROBERT BLOCH (1917-1994) Issue #10 MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Issue #11 MEDiTATiONS ON DEATH'S SLEEP Issue #14 iN THE MiRROR OF HER EYES Issue #27 FiCTiON ------- UPON THE SHORES OF TIR NA N'OG Issue # 5 THE GRAVE-SiDE POOL Issue # 9 LOVE IS THE LAW Issue #12 THE GOBLiN'S TOWER -- A PARABLE Issue #13 THAT WHiCH LiES BEYOND Issue #14 HAFTLING 141732 Issue #18 THE STORY OF SiR RHiSiART; or, OF THE POiSONED GLEN, AND OF THE EVENTS THAT TRANSPiRED THEREiN Issue #22 --------==============-------- Dark Gathering --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- A POEM OF LiFE Issue #17 --------==============-------- DeMoN --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- THE OTHERREALM Issue #30 --------==============-------- Demosthenes --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- WHY THE GOVERNMENT iS AFRAiD OF ENCRYPTiON Issue #27 --------==============-------- Dim --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- FRED AND THE RETARD Issue # 2 --------==============-------- Dirk Russell --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- A CLEAR BLUE SKY Issue #14 FiCTiON ------- DEAR DiARY Issue #12 --------==============-------- Doorway --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Issue #10 --------==============-------- Drew Feinberg --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- TESTiCULAR TRAUMA: THOUGHTS OF DESiGNER iMPOSTER BODY SPRAY Issue #18 HiDiNG OUT ON HALLOWEEN: ViDEOS TO EASE THE GUiLT Issue #19 --------==============-------- F. David Horn --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- NUNTiTLED Issue #24 ZiTGEiST Issue #24 --------==============-------- Five Finger Body Count --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- DARKNESS AND THE UNFORGiVEN Issue # 5 MADNESS Issue # 5 --------==============-------- Flying Rat's Nostril --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- A LOVE POEM Issue # 4 A MEANiNGLESS RHYME Issue #10 FiCTiON ------- MiNDSWEEPiNGS Issue # 6 SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME II: FRUiTS OF A FEATHER Issue # 9 SEVEN TALES OF SPAM VOLUME III: KiNG BUBBA AND THE KNiGHTS OF THE NOT-QUiTE- ROUND, -SORT-OF-OFF-CENTER-CiRCLE- WiTHOUT-BEiNG-ELLiPSOiD-COFFEE-TABLE, PART I Issue #12 SEVEN TALES OF SPAM, VOLUME IV Issue #18 --------==============-------- Freedom --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- UPON THE WHiTE STEEPLE ORiFiCE Issue # 5 --------==============-------- The Gentleman Who Fell --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- THE PURPLE BUTTERFLY Issue #23 --------==============-------- Gore BrainRot --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- THE TWiST Issue # 9 --------==============-------- Griphon --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- STATE OF THE UNiON Issue # 2 WATCHiNG THE ACCiDENTS Issue # 5 A LETTER TO THE WORLD, POSTED ON A TREE Issue #10 STANDARD Issue #14 POETRiE ------- iNDiFFERENCE Issue # 2 SHELL Issue # 2 BEiNG Issue # 4 iMMUNiTY Issue # 4 SHANNON Issue # 4 WRiTTEN iN THE DARK Issue # 4 SAiNT Issue # 5 UNTiTLED #1 Issue # 7 UNTiTLED #2 Issue # 7 UNTiTLED #3 Issue # 7 EMPTY Issue #10 3 FT. Issue #10 FiLTER Issue #14 PiLLBUG Issue #21 FiCTiON ------- DO THEY BOUNCE? Issue # 1 GRiMACE Issue # 1 THE TERRiBLE ACT OF DROMM Issue # 1 DR. GRAVES AND THE BRAZiLiAN GOLD DiNNER PARTY Issue # 2 GRiMACE, PART II Issue # 2 MiKE DRiSKELL, ACE DETECTiVE: THE CASE OF THE HOWLiNG MONKEY Issue # 3 GRiMACE: PART THREE Issue # 5 PEDRO AND THE BULL Issue # 5 SELF-PiTY Issue # 7 CONTRAST Issue #14 TWO MEN Issue #21 --------==============-------- Hagbard --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE GRiD IDEOLOGY Issue # 2 NANOTECHNOLOGY AND ANARCHY Issue # 7 TALKING WITH TACHYON Issue # 8 TiME CAPSULE Issue # 8 TO MARS OR BUST Issue #10 THE DESTiNY OF LiFE, or HUMANiTY AS A TOOL: AN EXPANSiON ON THE GAiA HYPOTHESiS Issue #11 THE DOWNFALL OF AMERiCAN CONSCiOUSNESS Issue #18 THE NEXT FRONTiER -- A CALL FOR ACTiON Issue #18 THE SOAPBOX Issue #21 --------==============-------- Harlequin --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- WHY Issue # 6 POETRiE ------- SELECTED POEMS Issue # 6 A DYSLEXiC Issue # 7 FEVER DREAM Issue # 7 FOR J--- Issue # 7 LOVE Issue # 7 TiMES LiKE THESE Issue # 7 FiCTiON ------- THE FiRST CHAPTER Issue # 6 REQUiEM FOR DEAD SOULS Issue # 7 --------==============-------- High Lord Spam --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- SONG OF THE DEAD Issue # 5 FiCTiON ------- A TWiSTED TALE or A TALE OF TWO REALiTiES Issue # 3 THE LAKE Issue # 5 --------==============-------- Howler in the Shadows --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- THE BEAST WiTHiN Issue #16 --------==============-------- I Wish My Name Were Nathan --------==============-------- EDiTORiALS ---------- GUESSED EDiTORiAL Issue #14 ARTiCLES -------- SMILE! Issue # 7 BABBLiNGS OF AN iNSOMNiAC Issue # 9 THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Issue #10 A BRiEF iNTRODUCTiON TO HiGH SCHOOL Issue #14 ON NAIVETE IN FICTION, or THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP, PART 2 Issue #15 LIES, LIES, LAYS Issue #16 POLITICS, FREEDOM, AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT Issue #16 i WiSH i WERE A GURU Issue #17 EVOLUTiON OF A COWARD Issue #18 NEW WORLD ORDER Issue #18 YOU DiDN'T SEE THiS, RiGHT? Issue #19 GOODBYE Issue #21 HERE'S WHAT THE HUMAN RACE CAN DO Issue #22 PiSS ON AUSTiN Issue #22 DADA, NiETZSCHE, AND THE ASCETiC iDEAL Issue #25 A TREATiSE ON CHAOS PENETRATiON Issue #28 CYNiCiSM -- REViVALiSM Issue #30 WHY NOT TO VOTE Issue #30 THE ALL-AMERICAN BRAIN Issue #32 POETRiE ------- ANOTHER DEPRESSiNG POEM -- BUT iT'S DEEP Issue # 4 MURDER OF AN IMAGE Issue # 7 POP-SOCiAL-PSYCHOLOGY Issue # 7 DEFENSE Issue #22 JUNE-JULY '96 Issue #29 FiCTiON ------- EPiPHANY Issue # 1 ERRAND TO RUN Issue # 1 CONVERSATiON Issue # 2 A LOOK BACK Issue # 4 COFFEEHOUSE Issue # 5 JiM AND TANK CLEAN THE ATTiC AND TALK ABOUT iT Issue #10 DAN AND PAUL LiVE THROUGH A TORNADO Issue #11 JOSEPH TRiES SOMETHiNG NEW Issue #11 ViCTOR GOES TO THE OFFiCE Issue #13 A BRiEF ENCOUNTER Issue #17 SiTTiNG ON THE TOOLSHED ROOF Issue #17 SUN OUT Issue #17 HENRY HAS AN ACCiDENT Issue #19 SAM ViSiTS THE UNiVERSiTY Issue #19 ETHAN TAKES A RiDE Issue #20 PiZZA-BOY Issue #20 TELL ME A STORY Issue #20 ETHAN WALKS ON BY Issue #21 FEAST OF THE iNNOCENT Issue #21 ETHAN TAKES A TRiP Issue #22 NO STRINGS ATTACHED Issue #23 iNSPiRE, EXPiRE, CHUG CHUG CHUG Issue #24 WHOA, WHOA, REWiND! Issue #24 NOSTALGiA, NiHiLiSM Issue #26 SWEET GOOEY QUEER LOVE Issue #26 WE LOVE LEAF Issue #26 MARSHALL GETS A MiNDFUCK Issue #27 CATCH A SIGNAL, CATCH A COLD, CATCH A MOVIE Issue #28 ROY AND KiM RUN A HiGH-SCHOOL PHONE-SEX SERViCE Issue #28 WASTED TiME Issue #28 ETHAN iN LiMBO: REFLECTiON AND RESURRECTiON Issue #29 THE INEXPLICABLE, CLEARLY EXPLAINED Issue #30 --------==============-------- I Wish My Name Were Nathan, M.D. --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- FLU EPIDEMIC '96 Issue #32 --------==============-------- introvert --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- EMPATHY Issue #17 --------==============-------- Ivy Carson --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- FRANKENSTEiN'S MONSTER Issue #11 PLASTiC DOLL Issue #12 TEMPTATiON Issue #13 THAT HOPEFUL EVE OF DAWN (AN EPiC POEM) Issue #22 FiCTiON ------- DEFiLEMENT Issue # 4 --------==============-------- Jim --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: AGENT MALCOViCH Issue # 3 JiM'S ACTiON THEATRE: THE TROPHY CASE Issue # 3 --------==============-------- John Smith --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- DR. GRAVES AND THE Cannabis ROOT DiNNER PARTY Issue # 2 DR. GRAVES AND THE AVANT-GARDE DiNNER PARTY Issue #10 --------==============-------- KidKnee --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- ANNiHiLATiON BEYOND NiHiLiSM Issue # 6 DAMN STRAiGHT I'M MAD AT YOU Issue # 6 A CONJECTURAL DiSCOURSE ON HAPPiNESS, ESPECiALLY AS iT RELATES TO THE ViRTUES OF APATHY AND iGNORANCE Issue #16 THOUGHTS ON CROM Issue #17 POETRiE ------- BLOOD Issue #12 i'M DEAD Issue #12 FiCTiON ------- SHARDS OF iCE Issue # 3 A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJi ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 1 Issue # 3 A SPORADiC ACCOUNT OF MY ACQUAiNTANCE AND APPRENTiCESHiP TO A MAN NAMED YAJI ASHUTHATH -- SECTiON 2 Issue # 5 --------==============-------- Kilgore Trout --------==============-------- EDiTORiALS ---------- EDiTORiAL Issue # 1 EDiTORiAL Issue # 2 EDiTORiAL Issue # 3 EDiTORiAL Issue # 4 EDiTORiAL Issue # 5 EDiTORiAL Issue # 6 EDiTORiAL Issue # 7 EDiTORiAL Issue # 8 EDiTORiAL Issue # 9 EDiTORiAL Issue #10 EDiTORiAL Issue #11 EDiTORiAL Issue #12 EDiTORiAL Issue #13 EDiTORiAL Issue #15 EDiTORiAL Issue #16 EDiTORiAL Issue #18 EDiTORiAL Issue #19 EDiTORiAL Issue #20 EDiTORiAL Issue #21 EDiTORiAL Issue #22 EDiTORiAL Issue #23 EDiTORiAL Issue #24 EDiTORiAL Issue #25 EDiTORiAL Issue #26 EDiTORiAL Issue #27 EDiTORiAL Issue #28 EDiTORiAL Issue #29 EDiTORiAL Issue #30 EDiTORiAL Issue #31 EDiTORiAL Issue #32 ARTiCLES -------- MARTYR OF THE GRUNGE-FOLK Issue # 4 THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Issue #10 PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN, PULL YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT, PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT iN AND SHAKE iT ALL ABOUT Issue #17 DiSCOURSE ON SOMETHiNG OR ANOTHER Issue #19 JUST SAY NO TO BAPTiST COLLEGES Issue #29 POETRiE ------- CiGARETTE DANGLES Issue # 1 STATE OF UNBEiNG Issue # 1 DRiPPiNG SANiTY Issue # 2 GOD iN A BOX Issue # 2 LOST iN THE ARMS OF DiSCORD Issue # 2 DiSSENT RISING BENEATH THE MASSES Issue # 3 MESSiAH OF DUST Issue # 3 BODiLY DYSFUNCTiON Issue # 5 MADMAN LiKE ME Issue # 5 CANCEROUS LiFE Issue # 9 AD HOMiNEM Issue #25 FiCTiON ------- DiRTY WATER Issue # 1 THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? Issue # 2 iT BEATS WORKiNG AT JiFFY MART Issue # 4 THE DiLEMMA OF LORNE: STUD-BOY OR DiSiLLUSiONED GEEK? (Part II) Issue # 7 NO LAUGHiNG MATTER Issue #11 iMMUNE Issue #14 THE STORYTELLER -- Part I Issue #15 i WiSH i WAS AS LUCKY AS THE POPE Issue #19 PARTY HARDY Issue #20 GREY MATTER CHAMPiON Issue #22 THE ALiENS COME FOR THE COFFEE Issue #23 LOST MY MARBLES, i DiD Issue #23 JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD WANTS YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SUBMiT Issue #24 REQUiEM OF A DYING BOY Issue #25 A WORKiNG MAN CAN BE A HAPPY MAN, BUT AN AIMLESS MAN IS FREE Issue #28 REMEMBERiNG DiSMEMBERMENT Issue #29 MENTAL MALPRACTiCE Issue #31 WEEK OF DAZE Issue #32 --------==============-------- Lares et Penates --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- AUTOMATiON: SUPPLANTiNG THE WORKER Issue #17 CAPiTALiSM & AMERiCA'S DECLiNE Issue #17 CRiME & PUNiSHMENT Issue #17 PROLOGUE Issue #20 POETRiE ------- BEYOND FiNALiTY Issue #20 LAST THOUGHTS Issue #20 --------==============-------- Linda Thompson --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- ULTiMATUM Issue # 7 --------==============-------- Lloyd Powell --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THiS TRAiN'S GOiNG OVER! Issue #20 --------==============-------- Lord Henry Wotton --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- PREFACE Issue #11 --------==============-------- Michael Dee --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- ___ Issue # 6 A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part I Issue #10 A PRAYER FOR DEATH, Part II Issue #11 --------==============-------- Michael Sussman --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- iNTRODUCiNG SCHMELTFiSCH, THE FiRST SHORT JEWiSH ANGSTiTHOLOGiST AND SUPERHERO Issue #18 --------==============-------- Midnite Scholar --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- THE HOUSE OF LONG AGO Issue # 9 TORN Issue # 9 --------==============-------- Mogel --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- AN iNTERViEW WiTH KiLGORE TROUT Issue #16 iNSiDE JOKES FOR FUN AND PROFiT Issue #18 --------==============-------- Monty Python --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- BOiSE, iDAHO Issue # 2 --------==============-------- Morrigan --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- SHE Issue #14 ME Issue #25 POETRiE ------- ALWAYS THE WRONG SEASON Issue #12 APART Issue #12 DEATH OF NOTHiNG Issue #12 FiCTiON ------- ANOTHER HORSE DREAMER'S BLUES Issue #30 SANiTY Issue #30 --------==============-------- Mr. Asttct Fasuath --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THiNKEST THOU Issue # 7 --------==============-------- Frater Nemo Est Sanctus --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Issue # 3 ON AN iDEALiSTiC MODEL OF BEAUTY Issue #12 ON THE STANDiNG OVATiON Issue #12 FRAGMENTS FROM THE GOSPEL OF MATTHiAS Issue #13 THOUGHTS ON A COFFEE SHOP Issue #15 WHY THE REVOLUTiON WiLL FAiL Issue #25 THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARYS Issue #28 POETRiE ------- CONFESSiONAL Issue # 3 MERKABAH Issue #11 CRUCiFiXiON Issue #16 FiCTiON ------- THE CONFESSiONS -- EXCERPTS FROM THE EARLY MAGiCKAL DiARiES Issue # 5 iNiTiATiON Issue # 5 CONFESSiONAL Issue #24 AS HE SAT Issue #29 THE ANGEL Issue #30 --------==============-------- Nomad --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- TiDBiTS OF PHiLOSOPHY Issue # 4 NEW Issue # 5 CHALLENGE Issue #10 FREE BORN Issue #10 LABELS Issue #10 OUR LiTTLE FRiENDS Issue #10 POETRiE ------- HEART Issue # 5 THE EPiC OF iNSANiTY (Part I) Issue #23 FiCTiON ------- HELL Issue # 5 THE PROPHECY Issue #11 THE PROPHECY Issue #14 NEW BEGiNNiNGS Issue #17 --------==============-------- Noni Moon --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- MiND PROBE #1: Kilgore Trout, Smoke Rings and Silly Seriousness Issue #23 MiND PROBE #2: Griphon, Merry Prankster/Zen Bastard Issue #24 MiND PROBE #3: I Wish My Name Were Nathan, Irrepressible Youth and Conscience Issue #25 MiND PROBE #4: Crux Ansata, CiA Spies and Strange Loops Issue #26 MiND PROBE #4, Part B: Crux Ansata, Political Autobiography in the Bowels of the Apocalypse Culture Complex Issue #27 MiND PROBE #5: Hagbard Issue #28 MiND PROBE #6: Clockwork, Gut Feelings and Immigrant Savior Issue #30 MiND PROBE #7: Dark Crystal Sphere Floating Between Two Universes, Liminality, and the Weird Tale Issue #31 --------==============-------- Not Myself --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- THE CHiCKEN-HAWK SWOOPS Issue #15 --------==============-------- Paradigm --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- " " Issue # 5 ALONE Issue #13 --------==============-------- Phadrous --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- RUMMAGiNG THROUGH THE VACANCY OF A MiND Issue # 3 MEMOiRS OF BOREDOM Issue #12 FiCTiON ------- THE CONTiNUiNG ADVENTURES OF BUNGALO BiLL Issue # 1 THE CONTiNUiNG STORY OF BUNGALO BiLL, PART II Issue # 2 --------==============-------- The Reverand Toad --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE TRiAL OF SAiNT GULiK -- A PARABLE FROM THE BOOK OF GULiK Issue # 2 GENESiS, CHAPTER 2.3 Issue # 9 --------==============-------- Roger Abramson --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- GUiDE TO THE CONSCiENCE OF THE iRREPRESSiBLE YOUTH Issue #24 --------==============-------- Silverpoint --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- HEART SONNET Issue #22 --------==============-------- Sir Lizard Guts --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- iNNOCENCE Issue #13 --------==============-------- Sloth --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- AND iT NEVER GOES AWAY Issue #22 60 WATT BULB Issue #22 --------==============-------- Smack Ruby --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- MASTURBATiON Issue #10 POETRiE ------- WHAT Issue # 5 --------==============-------- Soror Soumis --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- FRATER NEMO'S LiBRARY: A MEMOiR Issue #18 --------==============-------- Star --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- MUSE Issue #23 --------==============-------- StormChaser --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- DON'T STOP SWAYiNG Issue #31 THE DRAGON Issue #31 THE HOLOCAUST OF MAN Issue #32 THiS WORLD iS NOT RiGHT Issue #32 --------==============-------- Styx --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE POWER OF FORREST GUMP Issue #10 --------==============-------- Surgio --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- THE RAMBLiNGS OF SURGiO Issue # 2 --------==============-------- Tejas --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- 1 Issue #16 3 COMMENTARY HAiKUS FOR H.P.B.'s "VOiCE OF THE SiLENCE" Issue #16 HERE i AM Issue #17 WORDS AND PHRASES (July 17, 1975) Issue #17 --------==============-------- Thunder --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- LIVING IN DOUBT Issue #12 --------==============-------- TOkemASTer --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- WHAT THE HELL?! Issue #13 POETRiE ------- RED Issue #14 FiCTiON ------- YOUR TYPiCAL MONDAY MORNiNG Issue #14 --------==============-------- Tull68 --------==============-------- FiCTiON ------- A PASSiON PLAY Issue #17 --------==============-------- Vlad Tepes --------==============-------- POETRiE ------- 36 Issue #14 --------==============-------- The Watcher --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- MUSiC Issue #10 --------==============-------- Water Damage --------==============-------- ARTiCLES -------- A GENERAL CRiTiQUE OF THE EDUCATiONAL SYSTEM iN THE USA Issue #32 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ State of unBeing home page