uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch Bying Fireworks in Places like China Town (Supplement and hand-guide on how to do so) Ok well i'm not going to tell you how exactly to get to ChinaTown or the other major towns where you can get Fireworks for realtive cheap(or so the vendors say). Well anyways this guide will tell you how to go about bying them without getting so much caught. This is a serious text files, and should be only taken seriously. This text file will point out ways to evade being suspicious or getting caught. Ok basically you need to do the following before going... A) Get a good excuse for being gone for a couple hours or so B) Try and go on a week day(so you can bring a backpack to stash your stuff in and make it look like you're heading home from school) C) Allways remember bying fireworks in the open, on the street will help you get caught, and if you're over 18 you'll probally get a summons and shit D) Allways make purchases in a store or some other place that's sucluded E) Buy from Americans or black people, i don't trust Chinese or Japanese people, they won't turn you in or anything, but they'll probally try and rip you off for alot more money, for alot more shitty fireworks. Ok now make sure you plan out your path from your house(or wherever you're starting out from), and to you destination. It would be a shame asking someone for directions on how to get back to your house, and they call your parents and ask them what you were doing all the way out there(whever that might be for you, for me it's China Town). Anyways the key here is not to get your parents suspicous, especially if you have the balls to go like the day before the 4th of July. When your going buy public means(ie.... bus, train, whatever), never talk aloud about what you're gonna go buying. Don't talk about wanting to trade pirated games and stuff, you're only asking yourself for trouble, seriously now. What if there where a undercover sitting right next to you. That would suck, especially if you already bought what you wan't and are just about home already with the stuff. Go on a week day, Monday through Friday, (Saturdays are ok, but not many people would have school on saturday, i'll explain), it'll actually be safer for you to buy fireworks on Monday through Friday. Simply because you could just bring your backpack(as if you're coming home from school) and stash what you buy in there. And no one will be suspect you, unless you bought too much where it's sticking out of your bag, but no one's that stupid, are they? Allways make purchases of fireworks in doors, not outside on the streets. Any cop or undercover could be watching who's knows. One of my friends did that and he got a summons for possesion of fireworks, of course like me, he could give a fuck about it. But it also turned out the fireworks he bought off of these over priced assholes. Where shitty and soggy and wet. As a WARNING, never by fireworks that don't look right to you in some way there's probally something wrong with it. If you're buying explosives make absolutely sure they're not wet, because some of them explode by themselves when wet. And you wouldn't want to blowup the part of your room where you're stashing them would you? Making sure you buy shit from people who sell them indoors is a good fucking idea, since the only people who would be looking or watching you probally already bought, or are planning to, buy fireworks from the same person as you. If you think there's someone suspicous looking in the store you're purchasing from leave. Don't even take the chance. It's not worth getting an asshole cop on your ass about buying fireworks and calling your parents. Especially since those cops that caught you could be out there fucking stopping someone who's actually killing someone, or mugging someone. Heh like my good friend says "If you can't buy fireworks to celebrate on the 4th of July, and most states they're supposed to be illegal in, how unpatriotic is that???". Also when you buy stuff, it's also helpful to have enough extra money just to make sure you don't come up short. Some fireworks dealers will get pissed off. Especially if they work for the mafia or something. Getting a list of prices and stuff before hand is a good idea. Just make sure you hide that list so your parents don't get a hold of it, and probally grounding you just for having it. Allways make sure you bargain with these people i once bargained a dealer for fireworks $15 for 2 bricks of Jumping Jacks and 5 pineapples. Don't go to low in prices like "Give a really low price, or i'm gonna rat on you". Becuase they might turn around and call the police on you and deny that they even sold you fireworks, or say they don't even know what they are. Last but not least. When using these fireworks you buy, set them off somewhere else besides near your house, unless you parents and the police don't give a crap(then you're lucky). But allways time loud fireworks to go off, so you have enough time to get away from the explosion. Especially if it's gonna be a Pineapple or Block Buster. Well ok go have some fun, and remeber the more people to take, the easier the trip will be. But don't bring along idiots who'll talk, and spill their guts if they get caught for having fireworks. Cya,