ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #123 - 10/20/1997 º º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Ubermensch(TPP) ]- º º º º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º The Return of VaS º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ " WATCHFULL EYE NEEDED FOR STUDENT WEB SITES by Kelly L. Carter Sometimes I'm just at a loss for words. I shake my head, close my eyes and try to come up with something semi-intelligible to say when i read something I think is completely ignorant. I attempt to open my mouth, but nothing at all constructive or coherent comes out. I felt this same way early last week when a classmate in my English class brought me a sheaf of papers she downloaded off of the World Wide Web. The Web site that she located, which is put together by an MSU student, was completely disgusting. It linked to something called a "newsletter" that looked as if it was copied off of someone's e-mail, a freind who is a Web site guru told me(1). The newsletter, which is too disgusting to even mention the title, stated some pretty derogatory comments about Black people and women. It included things such as a malt liqour review -- which "flows from the faucets of every Black person in Detroit" -- the "review" said(2), and a rap written by a black man to a black woman which was completely derogatory. It also had a letter drafted to "the Black com- munity"(3) from Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, who was made a staff member for the page through affirmative action, it fictitously stated(4). My classmate found the site after reading a letter by this particular student who wrote a let- ter to the editor printed in The State News. She was pretty taken aback, and facetiously said it was almost "poetic" the way some of it was written. During the past few years, with the ongoing talks of Internet censorship blah blah blah blah if you really want to read the rest go to www.statenews.com. blah blah blah October 20th 1997 paper blah blah blah..." The (MSU) State News, 10-20-97 (1). Web Site Guru?!?!?! Has the scene gotten that lame since we left last year? Copied off of someone's E-mail? WTF? The header does not show up correctly because most browsers don't support high-end ANSI. VaS has nothing to do with E-mail. This so-called Guru is a moron even among the lame. (2). A misqoute, so typical of today's mainstream media. "Where the malt licka flows like water from the sinks of every project." is probably what she was refering to. This qoute was not from the "Malt Licka Review" issue as she states, but from "The Master Plan" issue. Another example of today's yellow journalism. (3). Another misqoute. If you are going to qoute us, make sure it is something we actually wrote. (4). Staff member for the page? "Due to affirmative action, I have gained a position on VAS's WRITING staff,". What does that have to do with the WWW page? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When i reached the Reverend Foolbert J. Sturgeon, the author of the issues in question, he had this to say, "I am but a facetious young poet, spreading harmony throughout the world". I am honestly suprised that it took this long for someone to demand censorship of VaS. No Textfile group out there has come close to writing articles as sick and twisted as we have. However it is not going to happen, fuck you. We're gonna take the world, We will never die! All you have done is piss everyone in VaS off, and make us more determined. It is obvious that this h0 and her computer genius(hahahha) freind have never even been to the web page themselves. They have no idea what VaS is and do not even understand the concept of a "newsletter". Yet, despite their lack of knowledge and any intelligence whatsoever, they feel qualified to write an article about us. The State News is nothing more than a tabloid that would disapear over night if MSU cut their funding. I recieved a letter from the author of this article a while ago. She came off with this bitch attitude about how she was so much smarter than I am because she was a "well read, educated Junior" and i am but a "Naive Ignorant Sophomore". But what can you expect from someone who majors in journalism? Journalists are one of the most worthless types of people on the planet. They make their livings off of lies and deceit, brainwashing the mindless masses. The ironic thing is that we had been broken up for a year, with no interest in reforming, when this letter came out. However, after reading this letter, the inner circle was unanimous in it's decision to return to the scene. By writing this editorial, she is responcible for our return. I just have this to say to her PEOPLE LIKE YOU JUST FUEL OUR FIRE! ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ]<-RaD Places To Find ALL The VaS Issues °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º ftp.umich.archives.etext.edu in /pub/CuD/VaS º º ftp.etext.org in /pub/Zines/VaS º º ftp.eff.org in /pub/Publications/CuD/Vas º º VaS WWW HomePage http://www.sinnerz.com/vas/ º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º NE BBS's still around? Interested in being a dist site? Email us at º º vas@sinnerz.com º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ (C)opywrite VaS. If YoU RiP ThIs OfF wE WiLL FuCk YoU uP! [VaS] '97 - "FUCKING PIGS, LEGALIZE MURDER!"