,',',',',',',',',',',',',',','- w0ol #002 -',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',' w0ol number tew: the electris santa claus. ^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8( You may begin)^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8 thank you. ok. wow im happy. ok im supposed to be doing homework but instead im not, im writing w0ol, wow, arent i eleet mommy. ok anyway, on to the main topic... The Electric Santa Claus., ok here is my idea, every home in everywhere should have an electric santa claus food processor, it would make melas, and release stuff, and when ugly bitches walked into your kitch it would go "ho ho ho!", this would revolutinize cooking, it would also keep the ho-population to a minumum.. here is my proposed schematic _ __ / \ / / \-* &| O O|& ;,.,..; /"ho ho ho!" ;.'`.; <-- Voice thing |'`| \ Food input | | <--Tube / \ >FART< | #$-= | | [ $/_. | <-- complex shit Waste --> ..@# \________/ so, now you konw how it works, now go make one, give me it, and ill sell it off to the general public, this will continue until i have lots of money, so go do that now. stop reading. put away your keyboard, go get some pipes and whatnot and assmeble it. ok.. *@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@- NNNNNOOOOO -@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@ well im sorry you feel that way, racoons are the freakiest animals, they are all stripey and they stay out at night and get rabid, and have nuty claws, i wouldnt be supprised if they are completly psychopathi, i mean look at them, they look like freaks.. god. `'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,Earthwatch.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'., wow im reading a book calle earthwatch, its freaky, you should see waht we have done to the planet man, some of these photographs show that the earth turns red and purple for seconds at a time man, plus there is a huge red stream near the nile river and stuff dude, its liek blood, and its all fratically, psychadelic.. woah yay i got tic tacs, dont you love my attentivness? ok, anyway, im have a mission, a mission which is to end, goodbye, yeah, asciitime, here i go with an ascii, hmm, ill draw a secene from Home Improvment, it was cut out tho:) hey wilson, i need some psilopshphical advice heres some fucking pislophical advicse!#!#@!! BITCH!#! / / / / ## # # , , / #####@######### . / @###@###@##### , / @## \ \ / @# \ \ / ##@ \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |___| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| |---| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | yeah yeah i know his ass is misheapped and his back looks fucked up go eat w0ol ok hmm ok heres the end T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! the end -------+ InDeX +-------- this is so you can find them: #1: w0ol comes from sheep (nettle) #2: the elecrtic santa claus (nettle) wow -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+[ people in w0ol ]+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- nettle (thats all right now.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_ email addresses _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ nettle: nettle@nevermind.lag.novasys.com nettle@novasys.com nettle@nexxus.novasys.com well i guess thats it